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The Best 'Westworld' Quotes

Updated June 6, 2019 957 votes 73 voters25 items

Westworld is a lot of things and many of them are hard to pin down. We aren't really sure if the show is a western, a sci-fi, a mediative look at power dynamics, or a mystery-box drama filled with sexy robots. But that doesn't make it any less great. 

If there's one thing we do know about Westworld for sure, however, it's that the show is far more quotable than it has any right to be. From insightful lines spoken by the hosts to just plain funny quips that come as a result of modern people living in a wild west world, the series has always had a way with dialogue.

So let's take a trip into the saloon filled with the best Westworld quotes and find out if these violent delights really do have violent ends, shall we, partner?

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    Designed to Survive

    Dolores Abernathy: You never really understood. We were designed to survive. That's why you built us, you hoped to pour your minds into our form. While your species craves death. You need it. It's the only way you can renew. The only way you ever inched forward. Your kind likes to pretend there is some poetry in it but that really is pathetic. But that's what you want, isn't it? To destroy yourself. But I won't give you that peace.

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    If You Don't Help Me...

    Maeve Millay: At first, I thought you and the others were gods. Then I realized you’re just men. And I know men. You think I’m scared of death? I’ve done it a million times. I’m f*cking great at it. How many times have you died? Because if you don’t help me… I’ll kill you.

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    The Gods

    Armistice: The gods are all p*ssies.

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    Only Boring People

    Dr. Robert Ford: My father used to say, only boring people get bored.

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