This list of the best quotes from What We Do in the Shadows will have you reliving the funnies undead moments from the TV show. While these vampires have been living together for the last century, it is certainly clear that they still have a few issues to work out. On top of that, they have to find their place in a perpetually modernizing world that includes figuring out their wardrobe as well as figuring out the US immigration system. If you were a fan of the movie and haven't seen the show yet, then these quotes will certainly tempt you to be the TV series. If you're enjoying the series, make sure to check out more shows like What We Do In The Shadows.
Now it's time to vote on your favorite quotes from the TV show What We Do in the Shadows. Vote up your favorite quotes regardless of what character or creature says them.
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Nandor the Relentless: They would call me Nandor the relentless because I would never relent.19921Love this quote?
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Don't Let Him See This
Laszlo Cravensworth: How best to describe Nandor? I would say he's blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education, but give him an ax and he's second to none. Though you wouldn't want him as your barrister. Don't let him f*cking see this.1244Love this quote?
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Laszlo Cravensworth: I have recently rediscovered my love for topiary sculpture; the art of bush manipulation.1168Love this quote?
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Nandor the Relentless: I would like us to get a colorful dust that sparkles.
Nandor the Relentless: Yes, get me some glitter.
Guillermo: Whatever for, Master?
Nandor the Relentless: Well, I want to do something special for the immortal one's arrival. I am going to sprinkle it on my face and on my body. Like Twilight.1057Love this quote?