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The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'White Chicks'

April 15, 2020 995 votes 273 voters 22.4k views15 items

The best White Chicks quotes have been collected together on this list, so when you want to revisit the 2004 comedy, you can see why exactly the film is so infamously remembered. The movie stars Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans as FBI agents who have to go undercover to solve a kidnapping plot. And the way they do that is by posing as white women. Relive the funniest moments of this undercover police comedy by reading the quotes below. 

Which White Chicks movie quotes do you remember from when you saw the film for the first time? Vote up all the lines that still make you laugh. 

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    Without Looking Like a Fat Pig

    Lisa: Hi, I'm Cellulite Sally, look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh, yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy. I can't even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.

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      Once You Go Black

      Latrell Spencer: Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair.

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        Yo Quiero Taco Bell

        Marcus Copeland: Take good care of him. Oh, and teach him how to say, "Yo quiero Taco Bell." Kay? 

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          You Look Just Like Denzel Washington

          Kevin Copeland: Has anyone ever told you you look just like Denzel Washington?

          Section Chief Elliott Gordon: Yeah, actually I have heard it once... or twice.

          Kevin Copeland: What a beautiful chocolate man! Beautiful!

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