New Girl is one of the best shows on television, because it portrays relationships absolutely perfectly. All types of relationships, including those between cats and their owners. Ever since Winston Bishop stole his ex-girlfriend's cat and decided not to kill it, America has been in the presence of one of the greatest on-screen duos in the history of the medium. Winnie the Bish & Ferguson or GTFO. With that in mind, it's time to take a gander at the best Winston and Ferguson moments.
Benchmarks in Winston and Ferguson's love affair include emotional breakthroughs, epic quests, and the "Winston and Ferguson about to split some pasta" song. Which is probably the greatest song ever written, as Paul McCartney has apparently secretly admitted to those most dear to him. On this list you will find some of the most ridiculous Winston and Ferguson scenes, which are also some of the most spot-on cat person moments ever. The love between Winston and Ferguson has spanned many seasons, but it will truly last forever. This list of best Winston and Ferguson moments is dedicated to all the cat lovers out there.
Read on for the most spot-on New Girl cat person moments, and leave a comment if you think anything is missing from this list.
Season 4, Episode 22
The Ferguson Moment: Winston dramatically reveals to the gang that he takes weekly selfies with Ferguson, and proceeds to scroll through them while laughing to himself. The conversation includes Winnie the Bish loudly proclaiming "If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?"
Why It's Perfect: Look through the photos on any cat lover's phone. Seriously, do it. At least half of them will be of a cat. Do you have a cat? Take out your phone. Open the camera roll. Be honest with yourself. How many cat pictures are in there?
Season 3, Episode 3
The Ferguson Moment: Winston sings Ferguson a beautiful song about the leftover pasta they're about to share. "Hey, you want to split that pasta from last night, hmm? Winston and Ferguson 'bout to split some pasta. Yeah, man, you know I got wuv for you. Got nothing but love for you."
Why It's Perfect: As a cat lover, you need to believe your cat understands, or at least enjoys, the songs you sing to her. Come, cats just get it. They understand. Because there are so, so many songs to be sung, and they are sung so, so often. Cats are the perfect audience. You feel better singing to them than you would in front a packed house at Carnegie Hall.
Season 5, Episode 2
The Ferguson Moment: While Winston is brushing Ferguson, Jess admits to him that she's in love with her boyfriend's parents, but doesn't like her boyfriend. Angry and disappointed, Winston tells Ferguson to clear his schedule, because he "needs to talk to [Ferguson's] sister." He also asks Ferguson whether he's been hanging around the wharf, because he's got a big knot in his fur.
Why It's Perfect: Cats are part of your family, just like everyone living in the house, and should be addressed as such! They can be children, siblings, even grandchildren. No matter what, cats deserve a spot in the family tree.
Season 5, Episode 2
The Ferguson Moment: While brushing knots out of Ferguson's hair, Winston tells him they're in a "hairy" situation. And he can't get over how funny it is.
Why It's Perfect: You spend so much time with your cat every day, but the jokes just don't get old. And there are so many! Plus, your cat totally thinks they are funny, fur real. It's a purr-fect situation. Are you kitten me? Sorry, that was clawful. Let's try to remain pawsitive about the situation.