25 'Witcher 3' Quotes That Are So Good Dandelion Wishes He Wrote Them

As one of the greatest games in recent memory, the best Witcher 3 quotes are sometimes funny, sometimes inspirational, but always memorable. The action role-playing game is based on the acclaimed series of novels written by Andrzej Sapkowski and is the third (and arguably best) installment in The Witcher franchise, following 2011's The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings. You play as Geralt of Rivia, a monster hunter with a heart of gold (sometimes) who goes on epic quests to locate his missing adopted daughter. 

Along the way, you meet a cavalcade of colorful characters who provide you with wisdom, humor, and lots of engaging side quests.  From classic quotes from Geralt to cool one-liners from supporting characters like Olgierd von Everec and the Bloody Baron, this list ranks all the best and most memorable Witcher 3 quotes, with the help of your votes.

There are a ton of great lines to choose from, but which ones always get you in the mood for battle? And which ones have you taken with you in your everyday life? Video games have a way of impacting people in a variety of ways and The Witcher 3 is no exception.


  • The Witcher You Slew
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    The Witcher You Slew

    Imlerith: Who taught you to fight like this? 

    Geralt: The Witcher you slew. 

    264 votes
  • Evil Is Evil
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    Evil Is Evil

    Geralt: Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definitions blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all. 

    419 votes
  • Something About My Face?
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    Something About My Face?

    Geralt: Why men throw their lives away attacking an armed Witcher... I'll never know. Something about my face? 

    256 votes
  • Keep The Gods Out Of It
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    Keep The Gods Out Of It

    Geralt: Keep the gods out of it. Swear on your heads, which I will take if you break your vow. 

    220 votes
  • Strip Men Of Their Humanity
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    Strip Men Of Their Humanity

    Geralt: You don't need mutations to strip men of their humanity. I've seen plenty of examples. 

    289 votes
  • I Can Hear Your Heart
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    I Can Hear Your Heart

    Bandit: Watch out! Behind you!

    Geralt: There's nothing behind me. I'm a Witcher, I'd have heard it. Just like I can hear your heart. Which is pounding... like a liar's.

    308 votes