Quotations The Best Witches of the East End Quotes  

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Witches of the East End has bewitched viewers since it first debuted on Lifetime in 2013. The series was created by Maggie Friedman and features a talented cast including Julia Ormond, Mädchen Amick and Jenna Dewan Tatum.

Some of the show's best quotes and one-liners are delivered by the magical women of the Beauchamp clan, especially Wendy whose quips are one of the most entertaining things about the show. This list features several of the best lines from Witches of the East End, to date.

Vote for the best Witches of the East End quotes and dialogue you see below, and if one of your favorites is missing, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list!
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Wendy on Magic


Wendy on Magic is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Witches of the East End Quotes
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Wendy Beauchamp: "Magic is what you make of it. It can be dangerous and deadly, or it can be mystical and beautiful. It's up to you."
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The First Rule


The First Rule is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Witches of the East End Quotes
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Wendy Beauchamp: "First rule of witch club: don't talk about witch club."
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Lucky Rain


Lucky Rain is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Witches of the East End Quotes
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Wendy Beauchamp: "Did you see? It's raining."

Joanna Beauchamp: "So? Rain's good luck for a wedding."

Wendy Beauchamp: "No, it's not! That's just something mortals say to make themselves feel better."
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The Key to a Lasting Relationship


The Key to a Lasting Relations... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Witches of the East End Quotes
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Wendy Beauchamp: "Just another example of the Beauchamp women's notoriously crappy luck with men."

Joanna Beauchamp: "Hey! We don't all have crappy luck. I'm happy with Victor."

Wendy Beauchamp: "Yeah. After you fought nonstop for three centuries and were estranged for two."
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