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The Greatest Zapp Brannigan Quotes From Futurama  

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Did you know Zapp Brannigan was based on Captain Kirk? Brannigan is arrogant, oblivious, and rude, but that's exactly why we love him on Futurama. Here are the greatest Zapp Brannigan quotes of all time, ranked by your votes.

When Leela told Brannigan it was a mistake to sleep with him, Zapp replied with, "A sexy mistake." Many of Zapp's best quotes prove just how dumb he is. Take the time he was introducing himself, for example: "I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service." Another great Zapp Brannigan quote involves him demonstrating his competency as a captain: "When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission."

Vote up your favorite Zapp Branigan quotes below, no matter what episode or season they are from. If you notice a good one is missing, add it to the list along with an image!

Every Mission is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Greatest Zapp Brannigan Quotes From Futurama
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Every Mission

Zapp Brannigan: When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.

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Checkmate

Zapp Brannigan: The alien mother-ship is in orbit here. If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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Spongy And Bruised is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Greatest Zapp Brannigan Quotes From Futurama
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Spongy And Bruised

Zapp Brannigan: We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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Hard And Fast

Zapp Brannigan: Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

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