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Did you know Zapp Brannigan was based on Captain Kirk? Brannigan is arrogant, oblivious, and rude, but that's exactly why we love him on Futurama. Here are the greatest Zapp Brannigan quotes of all time, ranked by your votes.

When Leela told Brannigan it was a mistake to sleep with him, Zapp replied with, "A sexy mistake." Many of Zapp's best quotes prove just how dumb he is. Take the time he was introducing himself, for example: "I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service." Another great Zapp Brannigan quote involves him demonstrating his competency as a captain: "When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission."

Vote up your favorite Zapp Branigan quotes below, no matter what episode or season they are from. If you notice a good one is missing, add it to the list along with an image!

Every Mission is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Greatest Zapp Brannigan Quotes From Futurama
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Every Mission

Zapp Brannigan: When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.

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Hard And Fast is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Greatest Zapp Brannigan Quotes From Futurama
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Hard And Fast

Zapp Brannigan: Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

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You Win Again

Zapp Brannigan: You win again, gravity!

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First Half Of A Movie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Greatest Zapp Brannigan Quotes From Futurama
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First Half Of A Movie

Zapp Brannigan: I’m calling to negotiate a double date. You and me, Kif and Amy.

Leela: Forget it.

Zapp Brannigan: Then let the negotiations begin! I propose we go out on ten dates.

Leela: How about zero?

Zapp Brannigan: Nine.

Leela: Zero.

Zapp Brannigan: Seven.

Leela: Zero.

Zapp Brannigan: Eight.

Amy: Please, Leela? Kif’s like the sweetest guy who’s ever liked me.

Zapp Brannigan: Five, and that’s my final offer. Four!

Leela: One.

Zapp Brannigan: Two.

Leela: One half.

Zapp Brannigan: I’ll take it. We’ll meet you tonight for part of dinner and the first half of a movie.

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