There are a lot of words that can be used to describe Dr. John A. Zoidberg: Decapodian, Earthling, physician, savior, scapegoat, genius, moron. No matter what hat he wears, Dr. Zoidberg on Futurama never fails to add to the chaos of Planet Express. Whenever we least expect it, Zoidberg always manages to surprise us, whether it's with a bizarre anecdote about his past, his surprising aggressive tendencies when backed into a corner, or the revelation of another organ or appendage no one knew he had.
The exploits of the beloved (by fans, not so much his colleagues) yet supremely underqualified crustacean doctor during his travels with the Planet Express delivery crew never fail to provide a laugh. Here are the best Zoidberg moments on Futurama.
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After a botched date with his online girlfriend of four years, the smelly Zoidberg returns to the Khaleesi of flower maidens, Marianne, for a refund on the flowers he bought. In a wild turn of events, the two find themselves attracted to one another, but the doctor harbors heavy doubts due to the fact that Marianne was born without a sense of smell. He knows that if she ever smells his horrific stench, their relationship will be over.
As the episode unfolds, their relationship blossoms and Zoidberg faces a moral dilemma: should he tell Marianne that he can give her a nose transplant that will allow her to smell or should he keep the surgery a secret so their relationship can continue? After Marianne tells Zoidberg that all she's ever wanted to do is smell the flowers she sells, he tells her about the surgery and agrees to give her a nose transplant. After the operation, Zoidberg is ready to say goodbye, only to learn that Marianne finds his odor beautiful and the two remain together. This is not only one of the few occasions where Zoidberg doesn’t mess up a medical operation, but it’s the moment that all hardcore Zoidberg fans have been waiting for: a long-awaited, well-deserved shot at true happiness.Is this Zoidberg at his finest?
Who would’ve thought that Zoidberg’s original goal in life was to become a comedian instead of a doctor?
After a huge flop at the comedy house, Zoidberg reaches out to his Hollywood comedian uncle Harold Zoid for pointers but inevitably ends up being taken on a wild ride helping his uncle direct a movie. However, both Zoids aren’t aware that the other isn’t as he seems; one is a failing, penniless doctor and the other is a has-been hack.
One thing leads to another and Zoidberg ends up trying to sabotage the Oscars to save his uncle from certain death at the hands of a livid Calculon, who became involved in their film only to be made a fool of by the pair. Zoidberg has always been known for being an oblivious and selfish shellfish, as exemplified in lying to his uncle about being a successful doctor, but he redeems himself during the ceremony. While posing as an award-giver, he is struck with genuine sympathy for his uncle who has been living as a Hollywood relic. Passing over Calculon, he instead gives the award to his uncle and grants him his long overdue recognition.Is this Zoidberg at his finest?
Roswell That Ends Well
The members of the Planet Express delivery crew find themselves hurled back into the 1940s after a mingling of supernova energy and poorly followed microwave instructions causes spontaneous time travel. While Fry is off figuring out the origins of his grandfather and grandmother’s union, Zoidberg winds up getting snagged by the government and unwittingly becomes the first alien to be autopsied at Area 51.
There’s one thing that’s made certain, no matter the era: no one is ready for Zoidberg. While researchers are busy studying him, the crustacean clown can be seen wolfing down an entire table of free food in a horrific fashion, making playful chit-chat while being opened up, and paying no real heed to his disposable organs being thrown everywhere.Is this Zoidberg at his finest?
After one unusual dismissal too many, the crew of Planet Express is finally sick and tired of having Zoidberg as their doctor. Everyone dons their best angry mob face and tries to oust him - everyone, that is, except Professor Farnsworth. The professor may be known to be borderline senile, but carries some sensibility. So why did he allow Zoidberg to stick around all this time?
It’s revealed that in their younger years, Zoidberg and Farnsworth were tasked by the megalomaniacal Mom to hunt down a Tritonian Yeti. The expedition resulted in Farnsworth being exposed to the Methane Swamp, a common cause of hyper-malaria, which can either kill you instantly or remain dormant inside you for an indefinite number of years… and then kill you instantly. Zoidberg makes a pact with Farnsworth where, if the latter were to ever exhibit any symptoms of hyper-malaria down the line, the former will mercy kill him.
In a turn of impeccably timed events, Farnsworth is stricken with a dormant affliction of Yetiism. Zoidberg, who notoriously fails every medical procedure he tackles, is surprisingly able to cure the professor with a Tritonian Yeti’s pineal gland. The crew celebrates the successful surgery with a visit to a tanning salon - and even Zoidberg gets to tag along.Is this Zoidberg at his finest?