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The Most Hilarious 'Zombieland' Quotes

Updated 16 Aug 2019 234 votes 49 voters 4.2k views18 items

The best quotes from Zombieland make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Zombieland, with the help of your votes. Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, and Woody Harrelson, Zombieland was directed by Ruben Fleischer and released in 2009.

What are your favorite lines from Zombieland? One of the memorable one-liners was when Columbus said, "Don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal." Another great line from Zombieland is, "Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Someday very soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty." spoken by Tallahassee who was played by Woody Harrelson.

Vote up all the Zombieland quotes you want to see at the top of the list, regardless of which character they come from.

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