The best quotes from Zombieland make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Zombieland, with the help of your votes. Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, and Woody Harrelson, Zombieland was directed by Ruben Fleischer and released in 2009.
What are your favorite lines from Zombieland? One of the memorable one-liners was when Columbus said, "Don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal." Another great line from Zombieland is, "Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Someday very soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty." spoken by Tallahassee who was played by Woody Harrelson.
Vote up all the Zombieland quotes you want to see at the top of the list, regardless of which character they come from.
I Kinda Miss People
Columbus: I used to avoid people like they were zombies before they were zombies. Now that they are all now zombies, I kinda miss people.Love this quote?
Twinkies In Mexico
Tallahassee: Do you know what they call Twinkies in Mexico? Los submarinos.Love this quote?
I Do It To Blend In
Tallahassee: Bill Murray, you're a zombie?
Bill Murray: Ow, I'm on fire! Ouch!
Tallahassee: You're not a zombie, you're talking and... You're okay?
Bill Murray: The hell I am.
Wichita: I'm sorry. I didn't know it was... It was "you" you.
Tallahassee: Are you...? What's with the get-up?
Bill Murray: Oh, I do it to blend in. You know. Zombies don't mess with other zombies. Buddy of mine, makeup guy, he showed me how to do this. Corn starch. You know, some berries, a little licorice for the ladies. Suits my lifestyle, you know. I like to get out and do stuff. Just played nine holes on the Riviera. Just walked on. Nobody there.Love this quote?
My Momma Always Told Me
Tallahassee: My momma always told me someday you'll be good at somethin'. Who'd have guessed that somethin' would be zombie killin'?Love this quote?