This is a list of celebrities rumored to have the biggest penises in Hollywood, inspired in no small part, by the speculation that Mad Men star Jon Hamm's biggest asset isn't his acting talent (which is itself quite sizable). According to rumors, he is only one of the well-endowed famous men, athletes, and celebs.
There's a funny story from Jason Momoa's Game of Thrones co-star about his, well, you know. Brandon Routh is another on this list, but that shouldn't be surprising. He did play a superhero, after all.
There's really no definitive proof as to who has the biggest member in the industry, but there are plenty of eyewitness accounts and countless celebrity bulges to scrutinize in the search for the largest celebrity junk. And for something completely different, here are male celebrities who allegedly have small peens.
Scroll through the reported list of celebrities with big packages. Some may even surprise you.
While enjoying an Italian holiday in Sardinia, Orlando Bloom decided to shed his swimsuit for a day of paddle boarding with girlfriend Katy Perry. Although Perry kept her bikini on for the water sports adventure, Bloom felt confident enough to bare the whole package.
Summer came in full Bloom this year when paparazzi caught the candidly free moment. A variety of photos of Bloom quickly surfaced through the tabloids, showing the celebrity couple enjoying each others' company on the Italian waters and sand. Although the photos of Bloom's package are blurred, observant social media users have pointed out that the shadow of Bloom's member is visible in some of the pictures.
In 2016, perennial narcissist and Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler called in to the Howard Stern show to talk about his country album We're All Somebody from Somewhere (yes, this is a real thing). Over the course of their conversation, during which Tyler was apparently without clothing, Stern asked about the rock star's love life. Tyler said that, at 68, he's still able to satisfy the ladies, thanks in part to his gargantuan member, which supposedly measures nine inches long and four around.
The Game posted a suggestive pic in his skivvies to Instagram in October 2015. Sadly, most of the comments on the [since-deleted] photo were about how annoying his decorative hand towels are.
Again, a "leaked" tape that features a guy with an astounding best friend downstairs. He's just showing off. On the real, though, it's breathtaking.