A list of celebrities rumored to have the biggest penises in Hollywood. Following up on the speculation not so long ago that Mad Men star Jon Hamm's biggest asset isn't his acting talent (which is itself quite sizable), the question of what celebrity has the biggest member came up. There's really no definitive proof as to who has the biggest member in the industry, but there are plenty of eyewitness accounts and countless celebrity bulges to scrutinize in the search for the largest celebrity junk. And for something completely different, here are male celebrities who allegedly have small peens.
Now, while having the biggest fishing pole on the boat doesn't necessarily equate to being addicted to doing it or one of the countless famous people to have a steamy tape with their significant other, there are a high percentage of hot celebrity men on this list that fall into one or both of those boxes. These celebrities rumored to have big peens is by no means a complete list of famous men with huge ding dongs, but there are plenty of "eye witness" reports that make these men candidates for the biggest bulges in entertainment.
While enjoying an Italian holiday in Sardinia, Orlando Bloom decided to shed his swimsuit for a day of paddle boarding with girlfriend Katy Perry. Although Perry kept her bikini on for the water sports adventure, Bloom felt confident enough to bare the whole package. Summer came in full Bloom this year when paparazzi caught the candidly free moment. A variety of photos of Bloom quickly surfaced through the tabloids, showing the celebrity couple enjoying each others' company (and bodies) on the Italian waters and sand. Although the photos of Bloom's package are blurred, observant social media users have pointed out that the shadow of Bloom's kraken is visible in some of the pictures. However, many fans who are hoping to get a glorious, full-frontal shot of Bloom are in luck. Those in possession of the photos have finally released the kraken in its full form.
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In 2016, perennial narcissist and Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler called in to the Howard Stern show to talk about his country album We're All Somebody from Somewhere (yes, this is a real thing). Over the course of their conversation, during which Tyler was apparently without clothing, Stern asked about the rock star's love life. Tyler said that, at 68, he's still able to satisfy the ladies, thanks in part to his gargantuan pork sword, which supposedly measures nine inches long and four around.
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The Game posted this sweet, sweet pic in his skivvies to Instagram in October 2015. Sadly, most of the comments on the photo were about how annoying his decorative hand towels are.
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