Distinguishing Features The Celebrities with the (Allegedly) Biggest Penises  

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A list of celebrities rumored to have the biggest penises in Hollywood. Following up on the speculation not so long ago that Mad Men star Jon Hamm's biggest asset isn't his acting talent (which is itself quite sizable), the question of what celebrity has the biggest member came up. There's really no definitive proof as to who has the biggest member in the industry, but there are plenty of eyewitness accounts and countless celebrity bulges to scrutinize in the search for the largest celebrity junk. And for something completely different, here are male celebrities who allegedly have small peens.

Now, while having the biggest fishing pole on the boat doesn't necessarily equate to being addicted to doing it or one of the countless famous people to have a steamy tape with their significant other, there are a high percentage of hot celebrity men on this list that fall into one or both of those boxes. These celebrities rumored to have big peens is by no means a complete list of famous men with huge ding dongs, but there are plenty of "eye witness" reports that make these men candidates for the biggest bulges in entertainment.