It doesn't matter if it's coming from his Monday Morning Podcast, a talk show, his Netflix Original Series F Is For Family, or his standup comedy, Bill Burr quotes are always hilarious and often offer a unique perspective. Sometimes they’re one-liners, but other times (more often than not) Bill Burr jokes come in the form of a rant. These are some of Burr’s best stand up routines (well, snippets from them), ranked by Burrheads all over the world. Burrheads isn't the official name for Bill Burr fans, nor should it be. Now that I've typed it I instantly regret it.
On Lance ArmstrongBurr defends Armstrong's sullied reputation with some pretty valid points.39122Should this be higher or lower?
On Steve JobsWhile many praise the innovator, Burr provides an unpopular perspective on the late Steve Jobs.3045Should this be higher or lower?
On Self-Checkout MachinesBurr is not a fan of the self checkout and he explains precisely why that is the case.2416Should this be higher or lower?
On Male SensitivityBurr goes all in on why it's so hard for men to be sensitive, emotional beings.2418Should this be higher or lower?