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Funny Bill Clinton Quotes

Updated June 14, 2019 1.4k votes 259 voters 92.1k views17 items

Ranging from those he said before, during and after his presidency, there have been hundreds of quotes by and about Bill Clinton throughout the years, some funnier than the rest. These Bill Clinton-isms, or selection of quotes from Billy himself, are only a sampling of ways we'll remember the former commander in chief.

As the former President of United States, Bill Clinton's stupid gaffes have succeeded in making people laugh, even at the cost of revealing his own dumbness. At the end of his presidency, he revealed 'I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years.' Apparently scandals and controversies involving an intern, a blue dress and, gulp, a cigar, qualify as fun.

What are some of the funny Bill Clinton quotes? Take a look here and see for yourself.
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    Bill Clinton on an Old Truck

    Bill Clinton on an Old Truck
    Photo: Ali Shaker / Wikimedia Commons / Public Domain
    "It was a real sort of Southern deal. I had AstroTurf in the back. You don't want to know why, but I did."
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    Bill Clinton on Semantics

    Bill Clinton on Semantics
    Photo: Bill Clinton / Facebook
    "It depends on how you define alone..."
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    Bill Clinton on Life After Presidency

    Bill Clinton on Life After Presidency
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    "If President Reagan could be an actor and become president, maybe I could become an actor. I've got a good pension. I can work for cheap.'"
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    Bill Clinton in His 2000 State of the Union Speech

    "Last year, the vice president launched a new effort to help make communities more liberal."

    He meant to say "more livable," and then made the same slip-up in a subsequent sentence, drawing uproarious laughter from Republicans
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