Mockery Every Time Bill Murray Seemed Ready to Quit a Movie in the Middle of a Scene  

Jacob Shelton
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People love seeing Bill Murray, even in the worst of films. He has a way of elevating trash by simply existing in his zen-like Murray space. That said, he phones it in from time to time. Admittedly, it can be hard to tell when Murray is phoning it in and when he's just being so Murray he transcends his own existence. His signature droll dissatisfaction, as exemplified in films like Rushmore and Lost in Translation, has led to a pervading sense that, from time to time, Murray would rather be in the bath tub or listening to records than getting paid to act. Is Bill Murray lazy acting, or does his character not care? 

Bill Murray giving up in movies isn’t new; as you’ll see his unfortunate habit bleeds into some of his iconic roles, and goes back 20 some odd years, leading audiences to wonder whether Murray even wanted the role in the first place. 

Some of the worst Bill Murray scenes happen when he’s acting around people he really doesn't like. In Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, for instance, Murray seems like he'd rather be choking on his own vomit than acting. As it turns out, he hates McG, the film's director. When McG accused Murray of head-butting him on set, Murray replied, “That’s bullsh*t. That’s complete crap. I don’t know why he made that story up. He has a very active imagination… He deserves to die. He should be pierced with a lance...”

Though Murray has a tendency to wear his spite on his sleeve in big studio productions, even small indie films, which he seems so fond of doing, have moments of total non-engagement by the actor. Keep reading to find out which movies Bill Murray totally checked out of, and if you can think of a particular scene where Murray phoned it in tell us in the comments. 

When He Spent Most Ghostbusters II Rolling His Eyes

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No one's pretending Ghostbusters II is good, least of all Bill Murray. Murray is so ready to get out of this movie he spends most of it either sitting down or eating dinner with Sigourney Weaver. 

If you haven't seen Ghostbusters II or don't remember it well, here's an excerpt from the slightly deranged Wikipedia recap:

Attacked by the slime after obtaining a sample, Ray causes a city-wide blackout by accidentally kicking a cast iron pipe that breaks, falls, and shorts out an electric cable. After this, the Ghostbusters are arrested by the NYPD. Ineffectually defended by Louis Tully, they are found guilty of violating the restraining order by Judge Wexler, aka "The Hammer." Before they are taken to Riker's Island, Wexler angrily berates them. In response, the slime recovered by Ray and taken as evidence explodes, releasing the ghosts of two murderers that the judge had condemned to death that proceed to devastate the courtroom. The Ghostbusters capture the ghosts in return for the cancelation of the restraining order.

When He Couldn't Even Pretend to Play Golf in Space Jam

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This WTF Space Jam scene of rich, famous men fooling around on the golf course is the cinematic equivalent of headlines from the Ocean's Twelve days of George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, and Matt Damn gallivanting about Lake Como on Clooney's boat.

To Murray's credit, he seems to have zero interest in the swill that passes for dialogue in Space Jam, to the point that you have wonder whether he first saw the script five minutes before the director called action on this scene. Or maybe Bill was so star struck by Michael Jordan and Larry Bird he couldn't do his job. 

You Can See Him Seething While Talking to Lucy Liu in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

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Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle was an act of pure pain for everyone involved: the audience, the angels, and especially Mr. Murray. Think of it as Apocalypse Now, if it were a piece of throwaway garbage rather than a towering work of art. The set was allegedly rife with drama, most of it centering on Murray and costar Lucy Liu (although Murray has since claimed these reports were exaggerated).

Whatever the case may be, it's strange that, on a set that full of tension, the final product is emotionless. It also doesn't help that Full Throttle has one of the worst scripts known to man, in which a group of lethal martial artists are reduced to preening narcissists who talk about boys while baking muffins. The characters play like bitchy, pill-popping Beverly Hills housewives who just happen to be saving the word. 

How Much Money Was Bill Murray Offered to Get in a Tree for Get Smart?

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Bill Murray is a good friend. He shows up and gives his all, without fail, for every Wes Anderson film. Ditto for Monuments Men, a mediocre film directed by and starring people Murray has known for years. Remember that steaming pile of sh*t Rock the Kasbah? It was written by Mitch Glazer, who also wrote Scrooged and Passion Play, which both starred Murray. They're buddies, Mitch and Murray are. 

So, given that history, chances are Murray agreed to make a cameo in the Get Smart remake because he knew someone involved, or because they paid him so much money it was impossible to say no. Which begs the question, did he know he'd be stuck in that tree for hours while filming a moronic scene in which he begs Steve Carell to spend some time with him because he's lonely in the tree?