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15 Birthday Party Horror Stories That Make Us Never Want To Celebrate Again

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Birthdays can be a joyous occasion to celebrate your birth. They can also be a pressure-filled day consisting of let downs. The poor people below experienced tragic birthdays. Better luck for them next year, hopefully!

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    A Fail At Every Turn

    From Redditor u/Type1Diabadarse:

    I've only ever had one proper birthday party organised.. I was 7 I think.. Out of the 20 invited 4 showed up.. Still was OK, it was this go kart place, because of the lack of people they opened it up to the public, and it was my first time and I was going slow, I got bashed into the tyre wall. Had a circular bruise for a while. They flew the yellow flag for people to stop so I could get out as the kart was pretty much totaled, as I got up someone slammed into me and I flipped into the tyres and landed d*ck first on one of the main posts.. Spent a good half hour throwing up cake..

    As the place was wrapping up apparently some of the kids that where not part of the party ducked under the divider and took my gifts, and most of the remaining cake..

    Never had a party after that..

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    Busted Open

    From Redditor u/IwannaSEEyerB**BIES:

    10th birthday. My mom got a pinata. My best friend was trying to hit the pinata. On his back swing, he clocked me right in the forehead, but on his forward swing, he broke open the pinata. All of my friends saw the candy and immediately rushed to it while I was laying on the ground bleeding with a huge gash right above my eyebrow.

    I had to go to the hospital and get 5 stitches.

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    Birthday Puncture Wound

    From Redditor u/johnbarrymore2013:

    Everything was going well, until I sat down with an opened Birthday Badge in my trouser pocket.

    The pinner pierced my testicle and I had to go to A & E.

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    When Your Gift Is A Free Haircut

    From Redditor u/free_as_my_hair:

    Leaned forward to blow out the candles at my 7th birthday.... Burnt my waist length hair up to my shoulders.

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