Gifts Incredibly Bizarre Gifts That Are Certainly Not For Everybody  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the gifts that just keep on giving (off weird vibes).

To really make an impression on your friends during the holiday season, consider getting them funny weird gifts even the Grinch wouldn't think of putting in a stocking. All sorts of unusual gifts exist on the Internet guaranteed to make you question the nature of capitalism itself. For one reason or another, inventors set about creating weird presents that may not raise your quality of life but will definitely raise some eyebrows. Funny gag gifts, unlike the standard, more thoughtful kind, aim to be entertaining rather than useful; when it comes to bizarre gifts, it's usually the (dirty) thought that counts.

The funny unusual gifts included below only appeal to certain people, but ironically enough therein lies their appeal. Sometimes instead of being thoughtful, it's more important to be thought-provoking, and weird cheap gifts ask all the right questions such as "what does this coloring book of animal farts say about our friendship?"

Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispense... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Incredibly Bizarre Gifts That Are Certainly Not For Everybody
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You should never put your nose in other peoples' business, unless it happens to be this one.

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Ceramic Toilet Mug is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Incredibly Bizarre Gifts That Are Certainly Not For Everybody
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Sometimes, before you had your first cup of coffee, you want the world around you to feel just as crappy as you do.

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Beer Belly Fanny Pack is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Incredibly Bizarre Gifts That Are Certainly Not For Everybody
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This belly knows how to pack it away.

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Unicorn Meat is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Incredibly Bizarre Gifts That Are Certainly Not For Everybody
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Ensure that the meat you consume is as delicious and nutritional as it is magical.

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