The sad reality of today's world is that mainstream culture is now filled with images of physical intimacy and intercourse, allowing kids to see and learn about these mature subjects at a much younger age. We've come a long way from the dated beliefs about intercourse and the reproductive system, some of which are pretty outrageous.
Here are the most bizarre moments in sex education videos from a time when adults had nothing better to do than carry around diagrams of the human body and invade the personal boundaries of children.
The Intro to Your Parents' Sex Advice Videos *Shiver*
This clip is terrifying for a few reasons:
1. These are the VHS videos that we would find in our parents' cabinets while spying around looking for...who knows what.
2. This seems to be the intro of a video for adults who've never touched other adults.
3. The music. This is the type of music you'd find at a planetarium where the seats move.3216Agree or disagree?
You're the Guy Who Said Gonorrhea Was No Worse Than A Cold
The video is only about 30 seconds long and features the angriest doctor anyone has ever seen taking the teaching approach of yelling at kids for contracting STDs.
We're not even sure that the doctor provided these kids with any treatment, but we're pretty sure they all got a prescription for wise cracks.3014Agree or disagree?
That Mike Is Really Filling Out...
This is a perfectly well-meaning video from the 1950s entitled "As Boys Grow." However, in it, the teacher takes a little bit too much notice of the boys' bodies.
Head to 02:36 for the creepiest bit, where he starts playing favorites. There could be an entire list on just this particular video series.2816Agree or disagree?
A Girl Has Three Holes Between Her Legs
An unsuspecting girl is educated on the fact that she has three holes between her legs. After being convinced that she doesn't pee out of her "other" hole, at 00:28 through the end of the video, you get a glance of what diagram she's been working with this whole time.
The weirdest moment, starting at 1:14, is the close up of the diagram of the female anatomy, which is when you realize that the student's perception of a naked woman will forever be that of an unhappy, grown-up member of the Peanuts Gang.2212Agree or disagree?