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Blended Movie Quotes

Updated August 14, 2019 268 votes 186 voters 63.3k views8 items

The best "Blended" movie quotes are below and tell the story of two single parents who inadvertently go on vacation together after a horrible first date. The romantic comedy was written by Clare Sera and Ivan Menchell and directed by Frank Coraci, who previously directed the two leading stars together in "The Wedding Singer." "Blended" opened in the United States on May 23, 2014.

In "Blended," single mom to two boys Lauren (Drew Barrymore) and single dad to three girls Jim (Adam Sandler) go out on one incredibly bad blind date with both agreeing that a second date is not going to happen. However, when a chance encounter gives both of them the idea to take their respective families to Africa for spring break, the two families end up blended together as one at the vacation resort.

While Jim and Lauren initially didn't hit it off, they do see some positives to spending time together. Their children seem to be getting along and each can provide a parental presence lacking in their children's lives. It wasn't love at first sight but as they spend more time together, Lauren and Jim's romance begins to grow.

The romantic comedy joins theaters full of other great films including "X-Men: Days of Future Past," "The Immigrant," "Million Dollar Arm," "Godzilla," "Palo Alto," "Chef," "Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return Movie Quotes," and  "Neighbors".

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    What Happened to Her Face?

    What Happened to Her Face?
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY

    Lauren: "Oh my god, what happened to her face?"
    Jim: "I painted it. She's a kitty cat."

    Lou: "No, he's a good daddy… He's a bad daddy! He made me look like the walking dead!"

    Lou, completely oblivious to just how bad her father's face-painting skills actually are, defends him. This all changes when she sees what he did in a bathroom mirror.
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    Buffalo Shrimp

    Buffalo Shrimp
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    Jim: "My name is Jim."
    Lauren: "I'm Lauren."
    Jim: "I got you buffalo shrimp with the sauce on the side."
    Lauren: "Oh my god!" [forcefully spits out the shrimp] "Who makes sauce this hot? Did you drink my beer? Can you get me some water?"
    Jim: "Here, have some French onion soup."

    Lauren: "Okay, you're going to call me in 10 minutes so that I can tell him that I have an emergency."

    Jim: [on phone] "Hello? An avalanche? In our backyard? I'll be home right away. It's an emergency!"

    When Jim and Lauren meet at Hooters for their first date, things go horribly wrong. Just before Lauren can fake an emergency and leave early, Jim pulls that trick himself. Needless to say, they don't plan to go out again.
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    We're Out of Gas

    We're Out of Gas
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    Lauren: "This is so pretty! Wow!"
    Jim: "Ohhh! We're out of gas!"
    Lauren: "What?"
    Jim: "Start running fast! Get them legs going!"

    Parasailing in Africa goes terribly wrong when their truck runs out of gas. This leaves Lauren in quite a scary situation.
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    We're Going to Africa!

    We're Going to Africa!
    Video: YouTube

    Lauren: "Jim? What do you want?"
    Brendan: "She said she's not interested in you."
    Jim: "Believe me, Frodo, I don't like her either… The restaurant mixed up our cards."
    Lauren: "Oh"

    Jen: "Lauren, I have to talk to you."
    Lauren: "What's wrong?"
    Jen: "It's over between me and Dick. Now nobody gets to go."
    Lauren: "Where was he going to take you?"
    Jen: "Africa"
    Jim: "Is his last name Theodopolis?"
    Jen: "Yes"
    Jim: "That's my boss."

    Jen: "Look at that! Africa! Sun, sand, safaris!"
    Lauren: "My boys would give anything to go on a vacation like this."

    Jim: "Mr. Theodopolis, it's Jim."

    Lauren: "I wonder…"

    Jim: "If you'd be willing to sell me the vacation…"

    Lauren: "Wait until I tell the boys!"

    Jim: "Wait till I tell the girls!"

    Lauren and Jim (in unison): "We're going to Africa!"

    A chance encounter between Lauren and Jim leaves both of them with the brilliant idea to take their kids to Africa for spring break. They don't however know that the other person is planning the same thing. This can't end well.
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