The best "Blended" movie quotes are below and tell the story of two single parents who inadvertently go on vacation together after a horrible first date. The romantic comedy was written by Clare Sera and Ivan Menchell and directed by Frank Coraci, who previously directed the two leading stars together in "The Wedding Singer." "Blended" opened in the United States on May 23, 2014.
In "Blended," single mom to two boys Lauren (Drew Barrymore) and single dad to three girls Jim (Adam Sandler) go out on one incredibly bad blind date with both agreeing that a second date is not going to happen. However, when a chance encounter gives both of them the idea to take their respective families to Africa for spring break, the two families end up blended together as one at the vacation resort.
While Jim and Lauren initially didn't hit it off, they do see some positives to spending time together. Their children seem to be getting along and each can provide a parental presence lacking in their children's lives. It wasn't love at first sight but as they spend more time together, Lauren and Jim's romance begins to grow.
The romantic comedy joins theaters full of other great films including "X-Men: Days of Future Past," "The Immigrant," "Million Dollar Arm," "Godzilla," "Palo Alto," "Chef," "Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return Movie Quotes," and "Neighbors".
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Jim: "My name is Jim."When Jim and Lauren meet at Hooters for their first date, things go horribly wrong. Just before Lauren can fake an emergency and leave early, Jim pulls that trick himself. Needless to say, they don't plan to go out again.
Lauren: "I'm Lauren."
Jim: "I got you buffalo shrimp with the sauce on the side."
Lauren: "Oh my god!" [forcefully spits out the shrimp] "Who makes sauce this hot? Did you drink my beer? Can you get me some water?"
Jim: "Here, have some French onion soup."
Lauren: "Okay, you're going to call me in 10 minutes so that I can tell him that I have an emergency."
Jim: [on phone] "Hello? An avalanche? In our backyard? I'll be home right away. It's an emergency!"Should this be higher or lower?
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Brendan: "What the fudge is he doing here?!"When Lauren and Jim, plus both of their respective children, arrive in Africa and see each other, they are not excited for the reunion. The kids are equally as confused.
Jim: "Is this a sick dream?"
Lou: "Do I have a new mommy?"Should this be higher or lower?
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Jim: "We are not dating!"Brendan tries hard to defend his mother against Jim and his girls. What Brendan says however comes out a bit wrong.
Brendan: "My mom is friggin' hot!"
Brendan: "No, not 'hot!'"
Lou: "That's just wrong!"Should this be higher or lower?
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Lauren: "Maybe you should just go talk to him."Hilary, clearly in need of a women's influence, confides in Lauren about a guy she likes. Lauren has a brilliant idea, to give Hilary a makeover.
Hilary: "Oh, no, no, I can't."
Lauren: "Have you ever considered changing your hairstyle?"Should this be higher or lower?