Total Nerd Which Bob's Burgers Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign  

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Snugly settled down in a Burger shop by the beach, the colorful cast of Bob's Burgers can be found working away, bringing delicious dishes to the visitors passing by on Ocean Avenue. Since 2011, the Belcher family has been tending to their regular customers like they're part of the family, and they've never failed to crank out their "Burger of the Day." Diligently serving the public both burgers and entertainment, Bob and Linda, along with their kids Tina, Gene, and Louise, have made their burger shop an integral part of their eccentric, odd-ball community.

Bob's Burgers is witty, fun, and totally relatable, even if you don't work at a Burger shop. Connecting you to the characters on an astral level, the Bob's Burgers zodiac will reveal your cosmic kindred spirit, totally explaining why you love to write erotic fan-fiction about your friends or have a talent for painting pictures of animal buttholes.

Louise Belcher is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Which Bob's Burgers Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign
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All an Aries wants is be the very best. As the zodiac's rough Ram, they're feisty, bossy, and completely unstoppable celestial forces. Passion and determination empower them, but their impulsive personality can get them into trouble.

Just like how Aries is the hot-headed, first member (AKA the baby) of the zodiac, Louise Belcher, the youngest member of the Belcher family, has a loud mouth and a fiery temper. Louise is the boss of her own realm. She knows what she wants, and absolutely nothing will stand in her way. She's always busy with something, because when she gets an idea (or scheme) cooking in her head, she follows through with unstoppable force.

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Taurus (April 20-May 20): Millie Frock

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Mill... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Which Bob's Burgers Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign
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Embodying the determined Bull of the zodiac, Taurus is stubborn and indulgent by nature. Their unmovable personalities can make them peskily persistent, much like Bob's Burgers's Millie Frock.

As Millie continually and constantly attempts to befriend Louise, her insistence for companionship becomes overbearing and relentless. Instead of just accepting the fact that Louise thinks she's annoying, Millie adamantly pursues her. Whenever she gets the chance, she traps Louise in situations where she's forced to be overly friendly with her. A Taurus possesses boundless patience, and Millie is a stalker who could wait for Louise forever. 

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Ever charming and resourceful, Geminis love creating and socializing. Because of their loquacious personalities, Gemini are often the center of attention whether they like it or not.

Linda Belcher is quirky and cheery, always showing endless enthusiasm for the restaurant and her family. She has a strong tendency to ramble on about whatever is on her mind and never misses a chance to express herself. Linda's inner Gemini explains her affinity for collaborating with others and hosting a multitude of art installments at the burger shop, from wall-to-wall paintings to full-on dinner theater.

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Bob Belcher is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Which Bob's Burgers Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign
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On one hand, a Cancer is compassionate and nurturing. On the other, this Crab is moody and hypersensitive. They have an overwhelming urge to help others. Family-centric and kind-hearted, Cancers encase their life in a hard, outer shell in order to mask their squishy, emotionally volatile interior.

Bob Belcher would do absolutely anything for the sake of his family. He's the father of the Belcher children and husband of Linda, a man who typically makes decisions with his emotions. A man who's afraid to fail, he becomes wildly competitive with anyone who tries to belittle him or his family, especially the Pestos.

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