The store next door on Bob's Burgers is a reliable joke on one of TV's funniest cartoons. Right now, a Bob's Burgers writer is probably furiously scribbling out a list of puns and plays-on-words to populate the hit animated show's background. This might sound like a thankless job, as the restaurant's specials board puns, the exterminator truck jokes, and the neighboring shop names are only seen briefly, meaning there's a large chance you'll miss them.
It's a shame too because the new shop that occupies almost every single opening is oftentimes hilarious and boundary-pushing. In case you don't have time to pause every episode during the opening credits, here is a complete list of all the different Bob's Burgers store front names in the opening titles throughout the all ten seasons of the show.
Get Off My Back, Tramp Stamp Removals
Season 6 Episode 16: "Bye Bye Boo Boo"
Baby Got Back Problems, Physical Therapy
Season 5 Episode 14: "Li'l Hard Dad"
Our Carpets Match our Drapes, Home Furnishings
Season 3 Episode 23: "The Unnatural"
Maxi Pads, Large Apartment Rentals
Season 6 Episode 4: "Gayle Makin' Bob Sled"
Footloose, Prosthetic Adjustments
Season 6 Episode 10: "Lice Things Are Lice"
I'd Hit That Boxing Gym
Season 3 Episode 3: "Bob Fires the Kids"
Nice Knockers, Elegant Door Knockers
Season 6 Episode 17: "The Horse Rider-er"
Resisting a Rest Sleep Therapy
Season 6 Episode 2: "The Land Ship"
Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling
Season 6 Episode 15: "Pro Tiki/Con Tiki"
Rude A-Bake-Ening, Cakes for People You Hate
Season 5 Episode 7: "Tina Tailor Soldier Spy"
Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys
Season 5 Episode 17: "The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee"
Don't Go There: Cautionary Sign Store
Season 4 Episode 3: "Seaplane!"
A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes
Season 5 Episode 13: "The Gayle Tales"
Butt Stuff Underwear Outlet
Season 3 Episode 6: "The Deepening"
The Massagonyst, Massages for Men
Season 3 Episode 19: "Family Fracas"
Cat-Like Refluxes, Feline Gastoenterologist
Season 5 Episode 8: "Midday Run"
Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her
Season 5 Episode 15: "Adventures in Chinchilla-Sitting"
Get a Loom You Two! Couple's Weaving
Season 4 Episode 18: "Ambergris"
I've Got Crabs, Hermit Crab Emporium
Season 5 Episode 9: "Speakeasy Rider"
Season 5 Episode 11: "Can't Buy Me Math"
Scroto-Rooter Vasectomy Clinic
Season 3 Episode 11: "Nude Beach"
Johnny Razor's Totally Normal Candy Store
Season 4 Episode 2: "Fort Night"
I Think Therefore I Jam, Profound Preserves
Season 6 Episode 12: "Stand by Gene"
A Site for Sore Thighs
Season 5 Episode 18: "Eat, Spray, Linda"
Wolf in Cheap Clothing, Discount Pet Apparel
Season 4 Episode 4: "My Big Fat Greek Bob"
Magnum G.I. Colonoscopies
Season 1 Episode 12: "Lobsterfest"