The Craziest Breakfast Food Abominations

Over 900 Ranker voters have come together to rank this list of The Craziest Breakfast Food Abominations
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Vote up the worst offenses ever committed by breakfast food.

Who knows when it started, but some time within the last ten years amateur and professional chefs began to square off against each other by building the most outlandish breakfast menus. And it’s not just outlier restaurants or hipster brunch spots; fast food restaurants have been getting in on the crazy breakfast food trend too, resulting in some truly wild fast food. Call us breakfast purists, but we’d rather eat a short stack of pancakes, or a simple breakfast taco than a two-foot-tall pancake breakfast taco sandwich with a waffle jammed in the middle. We’ve been thinking so much about these breakfast abominations that we went ahead and put together a list of the weirdest breakfast food we could find. You’ll never be able to look at a dozen eggs ever again.

Vote up the craziest breakfast foods on this list.

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