books 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the books that you've felt the need to lie about reading at some point for whatever reason.

As you slide comfortably into being an adult, one fact quickly becomes evident: everyone is a big fat liar, especially when it comes to discussing impressive books to read. Avid readers should definitely check out these popular book reviewers on YouTube. Not only are there too many life-affirming books out in the world to read in one lifetime, but there are also a bunch of books that become a part of the social zeitgeist, and if you don’t read them you’ll be left out of the cultural conversation. The books people lie about reading tend to be considered classics, but they’re also massive tomes that are responsible for destroying an entire forest. Some books people claim to have read would make better doorstops than they would entertainment, but you should still act as if you’ve devoured every page. If you don’t lie about some of these books, what are you going to have to talk about?

There are so many intelligent and cool people out in the world, and every single one of them says they have read all of the most important books. You know how you lie about what you scored on your SATs? Well you should also do that with literature. This list of books you should say you've read makes it easy for you to fool your friends and strangers alike. Because if you do come across someone who has actually read all of these books they’re not going to be able to keep the plot points separated in their heads long enough to call you on your BS. Keep reading to see all the books people pretend to have read – and then maybe actually read one of them. 

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40,639 10,121
To Kill a Mockingbird is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading

2
6,832 1,600
Romeo and Juliet is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
celiagold added Romeo and Juliet William Shakespeare

3
15,446 4,293
Harry Potter and the Philosoph... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Jason Basa added Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone J. K. Rowling

4
32,371 11,356
The Diary of Anne Frank is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
The Diary of Anne Frank Albert Hackett, Frances Goodrich

5
25,432 8,942
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added The Adventures of Tom Sawyer Mark Twain

6
22,872 9,365
The Scarlet Letter is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added The Scarlet Letter Nathaniel Hawthorne

7
23,139 9,484
Lord of the Flies is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added Lord of the Flies William Golding

8
29,352 12,179
The Great Gatsby is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
The Great Gatsby F. Scott Fitzgerald

9
27,741 12,234
Nineteen Eighty-Four is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Nineteen Eighty-Four George Orwell

10
17,001 7,421
Of Mice and Men is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Senad Sabovic added Of Mice and Men John Steinbeck

11
21,369 9,824
The Lord of the Rings is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added The Lord of the Rings J. R. R. Tolkien

12
8,197 3,905
Little Women is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Terri Reid added Little Women Louisa May Alcott

13
24,353 13,134
The Catcher in the Rye is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
The Catcher in the Rye J. D. Salinger

14
22,628 12,804
Odyssey is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Odyssey Homer

15 Famous People Who Went to Med School

15
23,131 13,258
The Bible is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading

16
17,599 10,075
Alice in Wonderland is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added Alice in Wonderland Lewis Carroll, William Glennon

17
3,872 2,185
Twilight is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
celiagold added Twilight Stephenie Meyer

18
21,617 13,289
Pride and Prejudice is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Pride and Prejudice Jane Austen

19
19,795 12,806
Fahrenheit 451 is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
MMess added Fahrenheit 451 Ray Bradbury

20
13,178 9,325
The Iliad ; and, the Odyssey is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
BenSomethinorother added The Iliad ; and, the Odyssey Homer

21
3,069 2,066
Great Expectations is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
celiagold added Great Expectations Charles Dickens

1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die

22
14,689 11,153
Jane Eyre is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added Jane Eyre Charlotte Brontë

23
17,760 13,731
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the ... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
MMess added The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Douglas Adams

24
1,362 894
Interview with the Vampire is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Leonie Deane added Interview with the Vampire Anne Rice

25
6,104 4,705
The works of William Shakespea... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Jennifer DiBartolo added The works of William Shakespeare William Shakespeare

26
13,595 11,222
A Tale of Two Cities is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added A Tale of Two Cities Charles Dickens

27
13,740 11,372
Wuthering Heights is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added Wuthering Heights Emily Brontë

28
13,025 11,219
Treasure Island is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added Treasure Island Robert Louis Stevenson

The Best Rolling Stone Covers

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1,195 885
Flowers in the Attic is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Leonie Deane added Flowers in the Attic V. C. Andrews

30
1,184 887
Gone with the Wind is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Leonie Deane added Gone with the Wind Margaret Mitchell

31
4,457 4,103
The Old Man and the Sea is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Brianna Crawford added The Old Man and the Sea Ernest Hemingway - I've read this book and I really wish I hadn't, it was required reading at my high school and was the most boring book I've ever read in my life.

32
14,532 14,422
Gulliver's Travels is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift

33
14,161 14,204
Brave New World is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Beth aka Scifibookcat added Brave New World Aldous Huxley

34
4,952 4,879
The Stand is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
DedGrimm added The Stand Stephen King

35
11,528 11,644
The Red Badge of Courage is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added The Red Badge of Courage Stephen Crane

The Finest Breasts In Entertainment

36
9,238 9,377
The Little Prince is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Sarah Connell added The Little Prince Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

37
14,210 14,870
Moby-Dick; or, The Whale is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Moby-Dick; or, The Whale Herman Melville

38
4,847 5,029
Goosebumps is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Michelle Carroll added Goosebumps R. L. Stine

39
5,032 5,236
wheres waldo is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Jason Basa added wheres waldo

40
10,801 11,504
The Count of Monte Cristo is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added The Count of Monte Cristo Alexandre Dumas, Auguste Maquet

41
10,566 11,333
Oliver Twist is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added Oliver Twist Charles Dickens

42
10,510 11,321
Through the Looking-Glass is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added Through the Looking-Glass Lewis Carroll

The Very Best Crafting Magazines, Ranked

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12,771 15,033
Catch-22 is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Catch-22 Joseph Heller

44
9,716 11,583
The Time Machine is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added The Time Machine H. G. Wells

45
9,744 11,678
The Picture of Dorian Gray is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added The Picture of Dorian Gray Oscar Wilde

46
9,175 11,092
The Three Musketeers is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added The Three Musketeers Alexandre Dumas

47
11,621 14,481
Watership Down is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Nina1172 added Watership Down Richard Adams

48
4,711 5,813
Dune is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
Tommy Karlberg added Dune Frank Herbert

49
8,869 11,157
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under ... is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea Jules Verne

50
8,752 11,332
The War of the Worlds is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list 35+ Books Everybody Lies About Reading
M.A. added The War of the Worlds H. G. Wells