Ah, the booty call. A time honored tradition of drunk people since the dawn of drunkenness, the booty call has gone through many changes during its long, and tragic history. From its humble beginnings as a slightly risqué piece of parchment delivered to the window of a maiden via carrier pigeon, to its modern existence as the occasional late night text, the booty call remains plan D for lonely drunk folks everywhere. Here you’ll find a collection of funny texts that celebrate often hilarious booty call fails.
Perhaps you yourself are a few beers in, feeling pretty good about your odds, and looking for tips on what not to do. Or maybe you too have just been the recipient of a shamelessly hopeful text yourself and are looking for a brilliant shut down? Either way, these frisky text fails will have you covered.
Here you’ll find everything from the most brilliant wrong number replies ever composed, to sext fails that couldn’t have been shot down more flawlessly. So whether you’ve currently found yourself engaged in an awkward booty text situation or are just looking for a great laugh, this is the right list for you.
