Funny The Funniest Bowling Jokes  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Jokes about bowlers and bowling

List of bowling jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Bowling Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about bowling jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of bowling jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read.

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Check Your Balls is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Bowling Jokes
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Check Your Balls

I read a magazine article in the doctor's office today that said, "The finger holes in bowling balls have been found to contain substantial amounts of fecal contamination." Can you imagine someone taking a crap in those tiny little holes? Sperm I could understand, but crap???
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Guttermouth is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Bowling Jokes
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Guttermouth

I really enjoy watching Betty White.She's old and filthy... just like my bowling ball.
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What do a bowling ball and a b... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Bowling Jokes
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What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?

Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
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Press Option 1 is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Bowling Jokes
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Press Option 1

I walked into a bowling alley and saw a one-armed man. I asked myself,"I wonder if he's a lefty or a righty"?I'm a total dumbass.
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