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The Very Best Quotes from Bridesmaids

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If you are a fan of The Hangover movies, you're most likely going to love Bridesmaids, the 2011 comedy written by Annie Mumola and Kristen Wiig. Together, Mumola and Wiig came up with a bevy of great lines that are guaranteed to make you bust a gut laughing. And millions have done just that: Since its release, 'Bridesmaids' has become one of the most successful R-rated comedy movies in history! Deservedly so. This movie is seriously funny, boasting an all-star cast that includes Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Chris O'Dowd and Melissa McCarthy (one of the best scene-stealers in recent memory). Below are some of the best lines and clips from Bridesmaids, from the whole airplane debacle, to the girl in the jewelry store and Annie's weird roommates to quotes about friendship and love. Looking for more hilarious movie quotes? Check out these quotes from 'Hangover Part 2,' 'Larry Crowne,' and 'Bad Teacher' for a fix! Also check out other shows and movies like Bridesmaids!


Kristen Wiig - Annie
Maya Rudolph - Lillian
Rose Byrne - Helen
Wendi McClendon-Covey - Rita
Ellie Kemper - Becca
Melissa McCarthy - Megan
Chris O'Dowd - Officer Nathan Rhodes.

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    Bridesmaids - Airplane Passenger

    Woman on plane: "I had a dream last night that we went down."
    Annie: "Oh God."
    Woman on plane: "You were in it."
    Annie: "What?"

    This clip was featured in the original trailer for Bridesmaids. The woman sitting next to Kristin Wiig is her Bridesmaids' writing partner Annie Mumola.
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    Are You An Appliance?

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    Annie: "Whatever you say, Stove."
    Flight Attendant Steve: "Steve."
    Annie: "Stove, what kind of name is that?"
    Flight Attendant Steve: "That's not a name - my name is Steve."
    Annie: "Are you an appliance?"
    Flight Attendant Steve: "No I'm a man."
    Annie: "You're a flight attendant."
    Flight Attendant Steve: "That's absolutely accurate."

    This gem of a quote comes during one of the funniest scenes in 'Bridesmaids,' as a (very) intoxicated Annie tries, unsuccessfully, to sit in first class. Poor Stove. He gets no respect.
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    You Are Your Problem

    Megan: "I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution."

    This quote comes in yet another scene totally stolen by Melissa McCarthy. She's trying hard to get Annie to see that she can fix what's wrong in her life - without relying on anyone else. It's a truly touching scene that really balances out the humor with a hefty dose of reality.
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    Bridesmaids - Motherhood Scene

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    Rita: (Talking about her three sons.) "They are cute, but when they reach that age, disgusting! They smell. They are sticky. They say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I literally broke a blanket in half. Do you see what I'm saying?"

    This is definitely an EW-inducing moment. Rita's obvious disgust will definitely resonate with other moms.
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