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The Very Best Quotes from Bridesmaids

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If you are a fan of The Hangover movies, you're most likely going to love Bridesmaids, the 2011 comedy written by Annie Mumola and Kristen Wiig. Together, Mumola and Wiig came up with a bevy of great lines that are guaranteed to make you bust a gut laughing. And millions have done just that: Since its release, 'Bridesmaids' has become one of the most successful R-rated comedy movies in history! Deservedly so. This movie is seriously funny, boasting an all-star cast that includes Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Chris O'Dowd and Melissa McCarthy (one of the best scene-stealers in recent memory). Below are some of the best lines and clips from Bridesmaids, from the whole airplane debacle, to the girl in the jewelry store and Annie's weird roommates to quotes about friendship and love. Looking for more hilarious movie quotes? Check out these quotes from 'Hangover Part 2,' 'Larry Crowne,' and 'Bad Teacher' for a fix! Also check out other shows and movies like Bridesmaids!


Kristen Wiig - Annie
Maya Rudolph - Lillian
Rose Byrne - Helen
Wendi McClendon-Covey - Rita
Ellie Kemper - Becca
Melissa McCarthy - Megan
Chris O'Dowd - Officer Nathan Rhodes.

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    Call Me When Your Boobs Come In

    Annie: "Oh, I feel bad for your parents."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I feel bad for your face."
    Annie: "Okay, well, call me when your boobs come in."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You call me when yours come in."
    Annie: "What do you have, four boyfriends?"
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Exactly."
    Annie: "Okay, yeah, have fun having a baby at your prom."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You look like an old mop."
    Annie: "You know, you're not as popular as you think you are."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I am very popular."
    Annie: (sticks tongue in cheek and mimics fellatio) "Oh, I'm sure you are verrrry popular."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Well, you're an old, single loser who's never going to have any friends."
    Annie: "You're a little c**t!"

    Yes, Annie is having a meltdown, a huge life crisis - and how does she handle it? By calling a 13-year-old customer the c-word at her jewelry store job. She just lost her only source of income. Quickly.
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    American Sausage and English McMuffin

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    Brynn: "I have no way of earning money, unless I just go prostitute down on the street. 'Hello fellas! Here I am...put your American sausage in my English McMuffin."

    Annie's roommates are just unnervingly icky. The sister, Brynn, in particular, is a total deadbeat. Here, she's explaining to Annie why she can't work and contribute to the rent. Without her work visa, she'd be forced to resort to prostitution - selling her English McMuffin on the streets!
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    Bridesmaids - Megan Single Quote

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    Megan: "I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree."

    Megan delivers this funny line after she's introduced to Annie for the first time.
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    Pink Lemonade?

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    Attendant: "Are you a guest of Helen Harris III?"
    Annie: "Yes, technically, I guess."
    Attendant: "An attendant will meet you at the stables."
    Annie: "Where?"
    Attendant: "The shower is over the second bridge. Pink lemonade?" (hands Annie lemonade)
    Annie: "Oh, um, thank you. Oh you know, I don't have a cup holder, can I just...give back..." (tries to hand lemonade back) "Pink lemonade, nice. Nice touch." (Drives and sips) "Oh god d***** that's good." (more sips) "Oh, s***, that is fresh!"

    Annie is on her way to Lillian's engagement party, when she quickly realizes she's entered a super rich zone...with lemonade. Very good lemonade. Lemonade that is befitting Helen's social status.
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