35 Tweets From British Twitter That Prove It's A National Treasure

Customers just asked me what perfume I've got on, didn't have the heart to tell her I'd febreze'd myself so I said it were Marc Jacobs ffs

— Holly (@hollbrown_) June 10, 2017

Took a pic of the cat lookin out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of god. pic.twitter.com/xjN4W6peSJ

— Amanda (@amandahys7) October 1, 2020

mum offered me a bottle of vodka they've had for ages nd had to say no cus i know it's 70% water from me stealing it when i was 16

— Ailsa Harper (@ailsaharper1) September 2, 2017