Drinks The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity  

Rebecca Shortall
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List Rules Vote up the most bro-centric methods of getting hammered.

Basic bros, finance bros, hipster bros, fratty bros, jock bros... What do they all have in common? They like to get their drink on, broseph! Their brotastic drinking methods may not exactly be healthy, but a little alcohol poisoning can't stop a dude from downing drinks from a red solo cup. These guys know how to party, even though that may be to the detriment of everyone else's enjoyment.

Want to know how basic bros get drunk? They play college drinking games well into adulthood – but, to be fair, beer pong and flip cup are still really fun. The bros were onto something when they combined hand-eye coordination and downing beer. They do shots. They flip cups. They combine caffeine and alcohol and tape bottles of beer to their hands, all while rocking some distinctive clothing. In other words, bros know how to party.

If you're planning an epic bash, take a page out of a bro’s book and check out all these ways to drink, ranked by brotasticity.

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Jagermeister is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Jäger Bomb

2
47 19
Beer Pong is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Beer Pong

3
35 12
Jungle Juice is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Jungle Juice

4
44 21
Bro Bomb (Jäger Shot Dropped I... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Bro Bomb (Jäger Shot Dropped Into Red Bull And Vodka)

5
46 23
Fireball Whiskey is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Fireball Whiskey

6
34 18
Keg Stands is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Keg Stands

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36 20
Edward 40 Hands is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Edward 40 Hands

8
35 22
King's Cup is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
King's Cup

9
30 18
Power Hour is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Power Hour

10
25 18
Vodka Red Bull is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Vodka Red Bull

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23 16
Flip cup is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity

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23 20
Four Loko is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Four Loko

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19 19
Straw-Pedo (Downing A Bottle O... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Straw-Pedo (Downing A Bottle Of Beer With A Straw)

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14 18
Dirty Pint (Literally Everythi... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Dirty Pint (Literally Everything From The Bar In A Pint Glass)

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14 19
Body Shots is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Body Shots

16
13 24
PBR is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
PBR

17
10 25
Corona is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Corona

18
11 29
Bud Light Lime is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Bud Light Lime

19
8 26
Bro-se (Rose But For Men) is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Bro-se (Rose But For Men)

20
3 25
Bro-secco (Prosecco But For Me... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The 20 Most Aggressive Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Basic Brotasticity
Bro-secco (Prosecco But For Men)