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Which Action Star Has The Butchest Character Names?

April 11, 2017 2.2k votes 357 voters 20.2k views19 items

List RulesVote up the muscle-bound actors with the most bro character names.

In the modern world, where everything has been thrown into chaos and nothing is certain, the only thing humanity has to rely on is action stars with ridiculous character names. People may not know what terrible thing is going to happen tomorrow, but they do know when they watch an action movie they’re gonna see some dudes with butch character names whoop ass like Abraham Lincoln thwaking his punishment stick across Jefferson Davis's naughty backside.  

FYI, the emboldened names below are the ones that really sparkle. As you were. 

Don’t pretend like you wouldn't flex your pecs just a little if you discovered one of the gods of cinema on this list signed on to play a disgraced Army pilot named Brock Diesel, who has to win his family back in a punching contest, or that you don’t break out your celebratory muscle grease when these paramount specimens of red blooded manhood put on their leather jacket for one last ride.

Everyone knows the best character names ever are in action films, and even though there was a weird spot in the early 2000s when action moves became more realistic, that garbage has thankfully ended, and action cinema once again began using character names to match the Hellenistic poise of glistening action star bros. What follows is a thrill ride of a list counting down some of the butchest action star character names. That’s right, this list literally kicks ass and takes names. Do some push ups, eat a handful of creatine, and check out the best action movie character names that have ever graced the big screen.  

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