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Which Cannabis Strain Pairs Best With Your Zodiac Sign?

Updated October 13, 2018 6.9k views12 items

Strains of cannabis are as unique as the types of people who use them. Spiritual folks may wonder about the perfect strain to match their zodiac sign, perhaps to improve their weed meditation sessions.

With so many varieties of cannabis on the market, it can be hard to know which type is best for you. Luckily you can look to the heavens to figure out your zodiac signs paired with weed strains.

Astrology can reveal a lot about a person's true, eternal self. Looking at astrological signs as strains of cannabis, people can see what types of weed share their characteristics. Are you a forceful, laid-back indica, or a scatter-brained, creative sativa? The answer lies among the stars. 

  • Aries (March 21 - April 19): J is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Which Cannabis Strain Pairs Best With Your Zodiac Sign?
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    As a Fire sign, Ariens are constantly in search of new thrills, a new inspirations, and new passions. With all that kinetic energy, a mellow, relaxed strain probably isn't what the doctor ordered.

    Instead, Jack Flash will be to their liking. This particular hybrid gets its name from its quick on-set, which offers easily bored Ariens immediate gratification. The high doesn't leave you tired or hazy, and allows you to get things done while feeling comfortably numb.

    Jack Flash has a spicy. citrusy aroma that meshes well with Aries' desire for firey, exciting lives. It's also somewhat short-lived, allowing the user to quickly move on to a new activity or passion. 

  • Although people born into Taurus can be stubborn and hard-headed, they also love feeling good, and revel in intense jolts of pleasure. They cherish laughter, decadence, and intimacy more than most, and their Earth sign means they like tangible sensations.

    Given all this, Tauruses are likely to enjoy Blue Dream. The strain has its roots in California, and as a sativa-dominant hybrid, it offers the whole body a relaxing and happy high.

    Blue Dream promotes creativity and activity, and won't physically put users down for the count. It also features a sweet and enjoyable berry taste, and as the high continues, the user can lapse into a state of near euphoria where it's hard to separate the real from the imagined. 

  • Gemini (May 21 - June 20): CBD is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Which Cannabis Strain Pairs Best With Your Zodiac Sign?
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    While Geminis constantly thirst for stimuli, they can't always decide what subject they want to delve into. This indecision can be problematic when trying to find the perfect high that offers the best of all possible worlds. Luckily, there's a decisive little strain called CBD OG.

    Originating in California, CBD actually has two different genetic pairings. It leaves the user feeling relaxed and happy, but also doles out a pleasant body high. Anyone who uses it can expect to feel focused, poised, and totally relaxed. This allows Geminis to have their fun as Air signs, but still feel at ease and in control of their bodies. 

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  • Girl Scout Cookies, often referred to as GSC, is a hybrid cross of OG Kush and Durban Poison. It's known for bringing forth an intense body high, and its forcefulness makes it a popular choice among medical patients. 

    The strain has a sweet and earthy flavor that some say resembles the taste of cookies. This is ideal for someone born into the sign of Cancer.

    Cancers are Water signs, which means they can be emotional and have trouble relaxing, especially around other people. However, they also like creature comforts such as the traditional Girl Scout Cookies that give their name to this heady strain. 

    Thanks to the guiding power of Girl Scout Cookies, Cancers may finally be able to let go and be themselves.

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