Cartman's Most Evil Schemes on South Park

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Vote up the worst things Cartman has done on South Park

South Park has introduced a vast array of hilarious characters and storylines since its inception in 1997. From the endlessly incompetent Randy Marsh, to the lovably gullible Butters Stotch, the citizens of South Park, Colorado possess a variety of character traits that span the entire length of the emotional and moral spectrum. Of the numerous characters to pass through town in the nearly two decades since the show began, no character has developed a reputation for evil and mayhem quite as much as the fat little bastard, Eric Cartman.

Granted, Cartman has had a hard life - considering his absent father and his mother’s reputation as the loose woman of the town - but that’s little excuse for any of the things he has done in his short amount of time on Earth. Over the years, Cartman's schemes have ranged from minor get-rich-quick scams to flat-out attempts at widespread genocide, and as a result, he has gone on to become one of – if not the – most popular characters on South Park. Let's take a look back at some of the most evil plans ever cooked up by Cartman (both successful and unsuccessful) and see which one stands out as the worst scheme of them all. Vote up Cartman's most evil scheme below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 
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  • 1
    837 VOTES

    Having Scott Tenorman's Parents Turned into Chili, Which Scott Then Eats

    After being wronged by ninth grader Scott Tenorman, Cartman sets up Scott's parents to get shot by a farmer, allowing Cartman to steal their bodies and turn them into chili, which Cartman subsequently feeds to Scott. Adding insult to injury, Cartman times it out so that Scott's favorite band (Radiohead) saw Scott crying over the horrific act and made fun of him for it. Later, Cartman is given information about Scott's father that makes the whole thing even more tragic.

    Episode: "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
    837 votes
  • 2
    572 VOTES

    Giving Kyle AIDS Out of Spite

    When a blood transfusion during a simple tonsil surgery leaves Cartman infected with HIV/AIDS, Kyle laughs at how the tables have turned against his rival. Angered by Kyle's laughter, Cartman sneaks into his room in the middle of the night with a syringe and infects him with the virus as well.

    Episode: "Tonsil Trouble"
    572 votes
  • 3
    578 VOTES

    Attempting to Restart the Nazi Party

    Inspired by Mel Gibson's 2004 film The Passion of the Christ, Cartman starts a fan club for Christians who loved the movie and quickly converts their love of a film into hatred of the Jewish people. He even has plans for "camps" to send the Jewish people to until the other boys put a stop to his plan.

    Episode: "The Passion of the Jew"
    578 votes
  • 4
    500 VOTES

    Leading a Movement to Have Non-Ginger Kids Murdered

    When Cartman gives a class presentation about how gross "gingers" (kids with freckles, pale skin and red hair) are, Kyle and Stan sneak into his room in the middle of the night and turn him into a ginger with makeup and hair dye. Not content with being the minority, Cartman immediately changes his tune and rallies his fellow gingers to kill all non-ginger children. This episode actually led to real-life violence against gingers, so, way to go, Cartman.

    Episode: "Ginger Kids"

    500 votes
  • 5
    508 VOTES

    Faking a Disability in Order to Win the Special Olympics

    When Cartman learns that the winner of the upcoming Special Olympics will receive a $1,000 prize, he quickly convinces his mother that he wants to know what it is like to be handicapped so he can change his evil ways, causing her to sign him up.

    Episode: "Up the Down Steroid"
    508 votes
  • 6
    439 VOTES

    Lying About Being Molested to Get South Park's Adults Sent Away

    When the kids of South Park become fed up with the way their parents have been treating them, Cartman convinces them to call the police and make the claim that their parents "molestered" them in order to have the adults sent away. With no adult authority left in town, Cartman quickly siezes control over half of South Park, re-naming it "Smiley Town."

    Episode: "The Wacky Molestation Adventure"
    439 votes