The Best Cat Jokes

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Vote up any funny joke that's about cats!

The Internet loves cats, and everyone is on the Internet, thus ipso facto, EVERYONE LOVES CATS! Not only are cats cute, but they’re also darling, adorable, and funny! On cats being funny: There are probably a million hilarious jokes about the kings of cute, cats! So we’ve put together the best cat based jokes for you to peruse and giggle over with your own little feline friend. Whether you prefer jokes about tabby cats, tigers, or desert lions, there's  a cute kitty joke waiting for you. If you’re not a cat person, get ready to be transformed by these silly jokes about cats.

These are some super funny cat jokes. Seriously. These are the funniest cat jokes and cat puns on the net!

Vote on your favorite joke about cats!
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  • What Happened To The Lion Who Ate The Comedian?
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    293 votes

    What Happened To The Lion Who Ate The Comedian?

    He felt funny!
  • What Do You Call A Cat That Gets Everything It Wants?
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    326 votes

    What Do You Call A Cat That Gets Everything It Wants?

    Purrr-suasive. 

  • What Do You Call The Cat Who Was Caught By The Police?
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    425 votes

    What Do You Call The Cat Who Was Caught By The Police?

    The purrpatrator. 

  • Why Don't Cats Like Online Shopping?
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    474 votes

    Why Don't Cats Like Online Shopping?

    They prefer a cat-alogue. 

  • Did You Hear About The Cat Who Swallowed A Ball Of Yarn?
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    394 votes

    Did You Hear About The Cat Who Swallowed A Ball Of Yarn?

    She had a litter of mittens. 

  • What's a Cat's Favorite Color?
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    387 votes

    What's a Cat's Favorite Color?

    Purrrrrple