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The Best Cat Jokes

Updated June 14, 2019 8.5k votes 1.9k voters 62.8k views19 items

List RulesVote up any funny joke that's about cats!

The Internet loves cats, and everyone is on the Internet, thus ipso facto, EVERYONE LOVES CATS! Not only are cats cute, but they’re also darling, adorable, and funny! On cats being funny: There are probably a million hilarious jokes about the kings of cute, cats! So we’ve put together the best cat based jokes for you to peruse and giggle over with your own little feline friend. Whether you prefer jokes about tabby cats, tigers, or desert lions, there's  a cute kitty joke waiting for you. If you’re not a cat person, get ready to be transformed by these silly jokes about cats.

These are some super funny cat jokes. Seriously. These are the funniest cat jokes and cat puns on the net!

Vote on your favorite joke about cats!
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    What Do You Call The Cat Who Was Caught By The Police?

    The purrpatrator. 

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    What Did The Cat Say When He Lost His Toys?

    you got to be kitten me. 

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    What Is A French Cat's Favorite Pudding?

    Chocolate mousse! 
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    What Do You Call a Cat In a Station Wagon?

    A car-pet 

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    Who's The Most Powerful Cat In China?

    Chairman Miaow! 
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    What Do You Call A Cat That Wears Make Up?

    Glamour puss!
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    What Did The Cat Say When He Lost All His Money?

    I'm paw!
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    Why Don't Cats Like Online Shopping?

    They prefer a cat-alogue. 

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    What Do You Call A Cat That Gets Everything It Wants?

    Purrr-suasive. 

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    Did You Hear About The Cat Who Swallowed A Ball Of Yarn?

    She had a litter of mittens. 

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    What Happened To The Lion Who Ate The Comedian?

    He felt funny!
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    What's a Cat's Favorite Color?

    Purrrrrple
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    What Do You Get When You Cross A Cat With A Bottle Of Vinegar?

    A sourpuss! 

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    What Did The Alien Say To The Cat?

    Take me to your litter. 
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    What Do You Get When You Cross A Tiger With A Kangaroo?

    A stripey jumper! 
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    What's A Cat's Favorite TV Show?

    The evening mews!
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    Why Is The Desert Lion Everyone's Favorite At Christmas?

    Because he has sandy claws!
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    What Looks Like Half A Cat?

    The other half!
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    How Are Tigers Like Sergeants In The Army?

    They both wear stripes.