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How You’re Probably Going To Die Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Updated 5 Nov 2019 64.1k views12 items

How am I going to die?

It's a macabre question, but it is one we have all asked ourselves at some point. You may have asked the question as you gazed up at the boundless abyss of space, trying to make sense of it all. All of those stars up in the infinite void may actually provide some insight into your own end: how you are going to die based on your zodiac sign is written in the (already dead) stars. 

You already know how you would fare in a zombie apocalypse, but what if you don't live to see the downfall of civilization via Patient Zero and walking corpses? These zodiac death predictions can give you a little more clarity on how you're going to bite the dust. Each sign has different qualities that lend themselves to a myriad of mishaps that can easily lead to an untimely death. The trick is to learn these causes of death by zodiac so you can be ever vigilant against the long, cold fingers of the Grim Reaper.

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