Celebrities 15 Celebrities Who Are Total Slytherins  

Carly Silver
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List Rules Vote up the stars who would make Salazar Slytherin proud.

In the Harry Potter series, Hogwarts's Sorting Hat places new students into one of four different houses. It traditionally reads the minds of those wearing it and identifies their key qualities, placing them in the house whose members best personify those characteristics. Most of the antagonists in the Harry Potter series - Tom Riddle (AKA Voldemort), Draco Malfoy, and even Severus Snape - belonged to Slytherin.

Famous folks love sorting themselves into one of the four fictional houses; in fact, there are tons of celebrities who are total Slytherins. Each possesses traits typified by Slytherins, ones that can be good or bad, depending on they are used. Who are these famous people who would be sorted into Slytherin? 

For example, musicians Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj possess the Slytherin trait of being ambitious, hard workers. Other stars who belong in Slytherin, like Kris Jenner or Donald Trump, long thirsted for power and thrust themselves into our lives in unwelcome ways. Let's dive deep into discussions of which celebs are Slytherins and why.

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Taylor Swift is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 15 Celebrities Who Are Total Slytherins
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After her snake-filled "Look What You Made Me Do" video hit the internet in 2017, there can be no doubt that controversial pop star Taylor Swift would be a Slytherin. After all, the house's founder, Salazar Slytherin, was a Parseltongue (he could speak to serpents) and one such snake resided in the Chamber of Secrets. Besides her associations with actual snakes, Swift's manipulative and dishonest ways are giving off major Malfoy vibes. 

Age: 28

Birthplace: Reading, Pennsylvania, United States of America

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Kim Kardashian is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 15 Celebrities Who Are Total Slytherins
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Since she first burst onto the scene as a socialite and Paris Hilton's assistant, Kim Kardashian has become an omnipresent force in pop culture. Today, she's everywhere - on TV, in magazines, on social media, and anywhere else she can hawk her brand. Slytherins are well-known for their ambition, and Kim has that in spades. How much? So much so that the British public voted her a Slytherin.

Age: 37

Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, United States of America

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Ariana Grande is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 15 Celebrities Who Are Total Slytherins
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Pop princess Ariana Grande might seem super-sweet, but she has a darker side. On Twitter, Ari reported that a quiz on Pottermore - the Harry Potter fan website - sorted her into Slytherin and she was fine with it. What qualities does Ms. Grande present that could make her a Slytherin? She's hard-working, but definitely strays toward the nicer side (since she clearly cares about others).

Age: 24

Birthplace: Boca Raton, Florida, United States of America

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Kanye West is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 15 Celebrities Who Are Total Slytherins
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There's no doubt that rapper-producer-designer Kanye West is a talented man, but much of his musical and creative talented is overshadowed by his overweening pride . Slytherins are often talented folks who aren't shy about showing off their achievements. They strive to be leaders in everything they do and become innovators in their fields - all hallmarks of creative West's artistic actions, from his Yeezus fashion line to his groundbreaking songs.

Age: 40

Birthplace: Atlanta, Georgia, United States of America

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