Family Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad  

Mel Judson
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List Rules Assume your dad is out of the picture - which celebrities would you NOT want your mom to bring into the family? Ages should be 45+.

The worst celebrity stepdads are listed here, including famous people from Hollywood, CA to Washington, D.C. This list is made up of fathers, stepfathers, deadbeat dads, or people who do not and should not have children, let alone be YOUR stepdad. Many of them are famous actors, and yet you would probably not want these guys acting as your stepfather. All you need to do is listen to voicemails left by both Mel Gibson and Alec Baldwin to know they wouldn't be the best dads to have around at the Thanksgiving table.

The celebrities you wouldn't want as a stepfather include sext-addicted politicians like Anthony Weiner, shameful reality show stars like Donald Trump, and big meanies like Sean Penn and Mike Tyson. The worst potential celebrity stepfathers also include infamous baby daddies like Flavor Flav and Eddie Murphy as well as comic actor Fred Armisen, who has even admitted that he is both a "bad husband" and a "bad boyfriend."

Upvote the celebrity men you would least want to become your mom's second husband, or add any stepfather celebrities you think would make for a miserable step-family dynamic.
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Jared Fogle is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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369 99
Bill Cosby is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 80

3
363 105
Woody Allen is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 82

4
345 98
O. J. Simpson is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 70

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270 82
Chris Brown is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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197 50
Terry Richardson is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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230 69
Roman Polanski is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad

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200 58
Bobby Brown is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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189 53
Ike Turner is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Dec. at 76 (1931-2007)

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154 38
Gary Glitter is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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230 90
Caitlyn Jenner is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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257 106
Randy Savage is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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166 63
Flavor Flav is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 59

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211 95
Mike Tyson is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 51

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218 101
Kanye West is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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281 148
Donald Trump is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 71

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195 98
Charlie Sheen is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 52

18
123 57
Andy Dick is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 52

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150 86
Tom Cruise is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 55

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119 67
Howard Stern is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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100 54
Hulk Hogan is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added age 64

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117 69
Gene Simmons is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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115 70
Justin Bieber is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Sahara Latham added age 24

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117 72
Tiger Woods is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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146 97
Michael Jackson is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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108 73
Shia LaBeouf is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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108 74
Jay-Z is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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138 102
Mel Gibson is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 62

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105 73
Alec Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 60

30
83 54
Michael Lohan is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 57

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63 38
Damien Hirst is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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94 71
Gary Busey is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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72 52
Randy Quaid is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 67

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84 66
Scott Baio is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 55

35
92 76
Sean Penn is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 57

36
110 95
Eddie Murphy is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 57

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34 19
Vladimir Putin is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added age 65

38
33 18
Roy Moore is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added age 71

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51 37
Nick Clegg is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added age 51

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22 10
Matt Lauer is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added age 60

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82 75
Steven Seagal is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 65

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41 33
Adrian Peterson is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added age 30

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Eli Roth is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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18 11
George Zimmerman is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added age 34

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87 91
George W. Bush is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added age 71

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63 66
Bret Michaels is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
age 55

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18 15
Ted Haggard is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added age 61

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68 74
Simon Cowell is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added age 58

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48 51
Judd Apatow is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
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65 71
George H. W. Bush is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added age 93