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Mel Judson
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List Rules Assume your dad is out of the picture - which celebrities would you NOT want your mom to bring into the family? Ages should be 45+.

The worst celebrity stepdads are listed here, including famous people from Hollywood, CA to Washington, D.C. This list is made up of fathers, stepfathers, deadbeat dads, or people who do not and should not have children, let alone be YOUR stepdad. Many of them are famous actors, and yet you would probably not want these guys acting as your stepfather. All you need to do is listen to voicemails left by both Mel Gibson and Alec Baldwin to know they wouldn't be the best dads to have around at the Thanksgiving table.

The celebrities you wouldn't want as a stepfather include sext-addicted politicians like Anthony Weiner, shameful reality show stars like Donald Trump, and big meanies like Sean Penn and Mike Tyson. The worst potential celebrity stepfathers also include infamous baby daddies like Flavor Flav and Eddie Murphy as well as comic actor Fred Armisen, who has even admitted that he is both a "bad husband" and a "bad boyfriend."

Upvote the celebrity men you would least want to become your mom's second husband, or add any stepfather celebrities you think would make for a miserable step-family dynamic.
list ordered by

1
112 19
Jared Fogle is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Jared Fogle age 39

2
217 67
Woody Allen is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Woody Allen age 81

3
211 65
O. J. Simpson is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
O. J. Simpson age 69

4
190 58
Randy Savage is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Heracle added Randy Savage Died at 59 (1952-2011)

5
113 22
Terry Richardson is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Terry Richardson age 51

6
143 37
Chris Brown is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Chris Brown age 27

7
204 69
Bill Cosby is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Bill Cosby age 79

8
112 27
Bobby Brown is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Bobby Brown age 48

9
101 22
Ike Turner is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Ike Turner Died at 76 (1931-2007)

10
135 41
Roman Polanski is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad

11
89 18
Gary Glitter is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Gary Glitter age 72

12
131 41
Caitlyn Jenner is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Caitlyn Jenner age 67

13
140 55
Mike Tyson is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mike Tyson age 50

14
108 44
Flavor Flav is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Flavor Flav age 58

Celebrities You Didn't Know Use Stage Names

15
130 60
Kanye West is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Kanye West age 39

16
73 32
Gene Simmons is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Gene Simmons age 67

17
158 94
Donald Trump is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Donald Trump age 70

18
72 32
Howard Stern is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Howard Stern age 63

19
58 22
Hulk Hogan is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added Hulk Hogan age 63

20
46 17
Damien Hirst is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Damien Hirst age 51

21
78 42
Tiger Woods is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Tiger Woods age 41

The Druggiest Rock Stars of All Time

22
71 37
Shia LaBeouf is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Shia LaBeouf age 30

23
90 58
Michael Jackson is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Michael Jackson Died at 51 (1958-2009)

24
107 72
Charlie Sheen is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Charlie Sheen age 51

25
56 31
Justin Bieber is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Sahara Latham added Justin Bieber age 23

26
61 36
Andy Dick is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Andy Dick age 51

27
39 18
Nick Clegg is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added Nick Clegg age 50

28
44 23
Judd Apatow is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Judd Apatow age 49

Celebrities You Might Not Know Are Siblings

29
72 47
Jay-Z is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Jay-Z age 47

30
61 38
Scott Baio is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Scott Baio age 56

31
12 1
Roy Moore is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added Roy Moore age 70

32
85 62
Eddie Murphy is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Eddie Murphy age 56

33
38 21
Eli Roth is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Eli Roth age 44

34
45 29
Randy Quaid is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Randy Quaid age 66

35
78 59
Tom Cruise is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Cruise age 54

14 Celebrities Who Are Heirs

36
61 46
Snoop Dogg is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Snoop Dogg age 45

37
47 35
Michael Lohan is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Michael Lohan age 56

38
92 78
Mel Gibson is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mel Gibson age 61

39
66 54
Alec Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Alec Baldwin age 59

40
67 56
Sean Penn is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Sean Penn age 56

41
62 52
Gary Busey is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added Gary Busey age 72

42
43 34
Larry David is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Larry David age 69

Celebrities With Heterochromia Iridis

43
50 41
Jonah Hill is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Jonah Hill age 33

44
18 10
Emperor Kuzco is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Sahara Latham added Emperor Kuzco

45
61 54
George W. Bush is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added George W. Bush age 70

46
48 41
Simon Cowell is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added Simon Cowell age 57

47
24 17
Adrian Peterson is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added Adrian Peterson age 30

48
46 41
Harrison Ford is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Harrison Ford age 74

49
7 1
Ted Haggard is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added Ted Haggard age 60

50
45 41
Will Ferrell is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Will Ferrell age 49