family Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad  

Mel Judson
11.6k votes 962 voters 10.5k views 77 items

List Rules Assume your dad is out of the picture - which celebrities would you NOT want your mom to bring into the family? Ages should be 45+.

The worst celebrity stepdads are listed here, including famous people from Hollywood, CA to Washington, D.C. This list is made up of fathers, stepfathers, deadbeat dads, or people who do not and should not have children, let alone be YOUR stepdad. Many of them are famous actors, and yet you would probably not want these guys acting as your stepfather. All you need to do is listen to voicemails left by both Mel Gibson and Alec Baldwin to know they wouldn't be the best dads to have around at the Thanksgiving table.

The celebrities you wouldn't want as a stepfather include sext-addicted politicians like Anthony Weiner, shameful reality show stars like Donald Trump, and big meanies like Sean Penn and Mike Tyson. The worst potential celebrity stepfathers also include infamous baby daddies like Flavor Flav and Eddie Murphy as well as comic actor Fred Armisen, who has even admitted that he is both a "bad husband" and a "bad boyfriend."

Upvote the celebrity men you would least want to become your mom's second husband, or add any stepfather celebrities you think would make for a miserable step-family dynamic.

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Jared Fogle is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Jared Fogle age 40

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Woody Allen is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Woody Allen age 82

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Bill Cosby is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Bill Cosby age 80

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O. J. Simpson is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
O. J. Simpson age 70

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Chris Brown is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Chris Brown age 28

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Roman Polanski is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad

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Terry Richardson is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Terry Richardson age 52

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Randy Savage is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Heracle added Randy Savage Died at 59 (1952-2011)

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Ike Turner is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Ike Turner Died at 76 (1931-2007)

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Bobby Brown is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Bobby Brown age 49

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Gary Glitter is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Gary Glitter age 73

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Caitlyn Jenner is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Caitlyn Jenner age 68

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Mike Tyson is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mike Tyson age 51

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Flavor Flav is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Flavor Flav age 59

Celebrities You Didn't Know Use Stage Names

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Kanye West is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Kanye West age 40

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Donald Trump is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Donald Trump age 71

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Gene Simmons is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Gene Simmons age 68

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Charlie Sheen is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Charlie Sheen age 52

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Howard Stern is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Howard Stern age 64

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Hulk Hogan is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added Hulk Hogan age 64

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Andy Dick is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Andy Dick age 52

The Most Beautiful Women of All Time

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Michael Jackson is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Michael Jackson Died at 51 (1958-2009)

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Justin Bieber is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Sahara Latham added Justin Bieber age 24

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Tiger Woods is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Tiger Woods age 42

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Tom Cruise is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Cruise age 53

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Jay-Z is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Jay-Z age 48

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Shia LaBeouf is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Shia LaBeouf age 31

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Damien Hirst is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Damien Hirst age 52

The Hottest Celebrities of All Time

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Alec Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Alec Baldwin age 60

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Randy Quaid is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Randy Quaid age 67

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Scott Baio is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Scott Baio age 57

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Mel Gibson is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mel Gibson age 62

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Michael Lohan is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Michael Lohan age 57

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Nick Clegg is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added Nick Clegg age 51

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Roy Moore is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added Roy Moore age 71

Famous Teenage Mothers

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Gary Busey is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added Gary Busey age 73

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Eddie Murphy is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Eddie Murphy age 57

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Sean Penn is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Sean Penn age 57

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George W. Bush is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added George W. Bush age 71

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Eli Roth is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Eli Roth age 45

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Steven Seagal is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Steven Seagal age 65

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George H. W. Bush is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added George H. W. Bush age 93

Celebrities Who Were Rich Before They Were Famous

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Adrian Peterson is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added Adrian Peterson age 33

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Bret Michaels is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Bret Michaels age 55

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Judd Apatow is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Judd Apatow age 50

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Simon Cowell is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added Simon Cowell age 58

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Snoop Dogg is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Snoop Dogg age 46

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Steven Spielberg is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Steven Spielberg age 71

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Ted Haggard is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added Ted Haggard age 61

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Billy Ray Cyrus is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Krystal Soo-jeong Oh added Billy Ray Cyrus age 56