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Mel Judson
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List Rules Assume your mom is out of the picture - which celebrities would you NOT want your dad to bring into the family? Women should be 40+ years old. Please, no politicians or career businesswomen.

The worst celebrity stepmoms are those women who probably should stay away from parenting. Whether they're hot messes like Janice Dickinson, snobs like Gwyneth Paltrow, or famously mean comedians like Roseanne Barr, these divas are definitely celebrities you wouldn't want as a stepmother. Could you imagine looking up to your stepmother Courtney Love or friend Pamela Anderson?

The worst potential stepmothers aren't just unlikable actresses like Katherine Heigl or reality show superstars like Mama June or Tan Mom. In fact, some of the last people you'd want as a stepmom are people who do absolutely nothing for millions of dollars like Kris Jenner and Sarah Palin. Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss also makes the cut of unlikely and unwanted step-mothers, while Michele Bachmann would scare the crap out of kids.

Upvote the celebrity women you would least want to become your dad's second wife, or add any wicked stepmother celebrities you think would make for a miserable step-family dynamic.
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Bethenny Frankel is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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50 8
Kellyanne Conway is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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249 159
Kathy Griffin is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Kathy Griffin age 57

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51 14
Melania Trump is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Melania Trump age 47

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240 189
Ann Coulter is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Ann Coulter age 56

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35 10
Faye Resnick is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Faye Resnick age 60

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277 139
Caitlyn Jenner is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
bubbletrouble added Caitlyn Jenner age 68

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Kris Jenner is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Kris Jenner age 62

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34 9
Patti Stanger is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Patti Stanger age 56

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36 14
Queen Elizabeth Ii is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Queen Elizabeth Ii

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31 10
Darienne Lake is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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27 8
Roxxxy Andrews is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
mikanosmike added Roxxxy Andrews

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334 250
Fran Drescher is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Fran Drescher age 60

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194 98
Mariah Carey is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added Mariah Carey age 48

60+ Adopted Celebrities

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Madonna is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Madonna age 59

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25 9
Perez Hilton is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
carljr52910 added Perez Hilton age 40

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June Shannon is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mama June age 38

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19 3
Phi Phi O'Hara is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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202 123
Amy Schumer is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Amy Schumer age 36

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164 97
Barbra Streisand is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Barbra Streisand age 75

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Bob Saget is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frankiepanki added Bob Saget age 61

The Most Beautiful Women of All Time

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Rosie O'Donnell is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ConnorRichardson added Rosie O'Donnell age 56

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192 137
Sarah Silverman is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frapon4747 added Sarah Silverman age 47

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168 105
Yoko Ono is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Yoko Ono age 85

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257 187
Paula Deen is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ChrisPezzica added Paula Deen age 71

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143 75
Snookie Young is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Tom Derr added Snookie Young

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163 109
Lady Gaga is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added Lady Gaga age 32

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112 70
Naomi Wolf is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Naomi Wolf age 55

The Most Beautiful Women In Hollywood

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156 101
Miley Cyrus is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added Miley Cyrus age 25

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143 89
Susan Boyle is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Susan Boyle age 57

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119 73
Betty Friedan is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Betty Friedan Died at 85 (1921-2006)

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113 67
Bell Hooks is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Bell Hooks age 65

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156 103
Whitney Houston is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Whitney Houston Died at 49 (1963-2012)

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135 89
Sarah Jessica Parker is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Sarah Jessica Parker age 53

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109 67
Chelsea Peretti is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Chelsea Peretti age 40

Famous Teenage Mothers

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158 110
Beyoncé Knowles is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added Beyoncé Knowles age 36

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192 159
Sharon Osbourne is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Sharon Osbourne age 65

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125 88
Gloria Steinem is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Gloria Steinem age 84

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106 65
Rachel Maddow is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Rachel Maddow age 45

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193 147
Chyna is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Chyna age 47

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261 197
Courtney Love is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Courtney Love age 53

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250 207
Janice Dickinson is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

Celebrities Who Lost Children

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185 149
Heidi Fleiss is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Heidi Fleiss age 52

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133 93
Ashlee Simpson is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
fandoms_from_tartarus added Ashlee Simpson age 33

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124 83
Bette Midler is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Bette Midler age 72

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220 198
Roseanne Barr is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Roseanne Barr age 65

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166 130
Eva Longoria is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frapon4747 added Eva Longoria age 43

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97 60
Melanie Griffith is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
IanHarvey added Melanie Griffith age 60

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120 68
Cher is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Tom Derr added Cher age 71

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131 95
Natalie Portman is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Natalie Portman age 36