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Mel Judson
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List Rules Assume your mom is out of the picture - which celebrities would you NOT want your dad to bring into the family? Women should be 40+ years old. Please, no politicians or career businesswomen.

The worst celebrity stepmoms are those women who probably should stay away from parenting. Whether they're hot messes like Janice Dickinson, snobs like Gwyneth Paltrow, or famously mean comedians like Roseanne Barr, these divas are definitely celebrities you wouldn't want as a stepmother. Could you imagine looking up to your stepmother Courtney Love or friend Pamela Anderson?

The worst potential stepmothers aren't just unlikable actresses like Katherine Heigl or reality show superstars like Mama June or Tan Mom. In fact, some of the last people you'd want as a stepmom are people who do absolutely nothing for millions of dollars like Kris Jenner and Sarah Palin. Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss also makes the cut of unlikely and unwanted step-mothers, while Michele Bachmann would scare the crap out of kids.

Upvote the celebrity women you would least want to become your dad's second wife, or add any wicked stepmother celebrities you think would make for a miserable step-family dynamic.
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Bethenny Frankel is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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88 44
Faye Resnick is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Faye Resnick age 60

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127 54
Kellyanne Conway is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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85 39
Patti Stanger is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Patti Stanger age 56

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111 38
Perez Hilton is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
carljr52910 added Perez Hilton age 40

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308 232
Ann Coulter is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Ann Coulter age 56

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381 187
Caitlyn Jenner is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
bubbletrouble added Caitlyn Jenner age 68

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68 40
Roxxxy Andrews is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
mikanosmike added Roxxxy Andrews

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306 219
Kathy Griffin is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Kathy Griffin age 57

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72 45
Darienne Lake is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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127 85
Melania Trump is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Melania Trump age 47

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76 40
Bob Saget is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frankiepanki added Bob Saget age 61

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Kris Jenner is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Kris Jenner age 62

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57 27
Phi Phi O'Hara is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

Celebrities You Might Not Know Are Siblings

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72 50
Queen Elizabeth Ii is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Queen Elizabeth Ii

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254 134
Mariah Carey is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added Mariah Carey age 48

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456 311
Madonna is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Madonna age 59

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360 287
Fran Drescher is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Fran Drescher age 60

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442 297
June Shannon is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mama June age 38

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261 157
Amy Schumer is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Amy Schumer age 36

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301 208
Paula Deen is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ChrisPezzica added Paula Deen age 71

Celebrities With Problem Children

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244 170
Rosie O'Donnell is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ConnorRichardson added Rosie O'Donnell age 56

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222 163
Sarah Silverman is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frapon4747 added Sarah Silverman age 47

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197 128
Barbra Streisand is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Barbra Streisand age 75

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208 139
Miley Cyrus is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added Miley Cyrus age 25

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202 135
Yoko Ono is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Yoko Ono age 85

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261 228
Roseanne Barr is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Roseanne Barr age 65

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130 90
Naomi Wolf is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Naomi Wolf age 55

Celebrities Who Adopted Children

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Courtney Love is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Courtney Love age 53

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178 106
Snookie Young is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Tom Derr added Snookie Young

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198 147
Lady Gaga is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added Lady Gaga age 32

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283 237
Janice Dickinson is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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195 151
Eva Longoria is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frapon4747 added Eva Longoria age 43

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161 115
Sarah Jessica Parker is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Sarah Jessica Parker age 53

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192 142
Beyoncé Knowles is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added Beyoncé Knowles age 36

The Druggiest Rock Stars of All Time

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210 173
Heidi Fleiss is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Heidi Fleiss age 52

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182 131
Whitney Houston is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Whitney Houston Died at 49 (1963-2012)

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219 190
Sharon Osbourne is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Sharon Osbourne age 65

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220 174
Chyna is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Chyna age 47

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147 104
Bette Midler is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Bette Midler age 72

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154 92
Cher is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Tom Derr added Cher age 71

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127 90
Bell Hooks is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Bell Hooks age 65

Blac Chyna Loves and Hookups

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202 164
Brigitte Nielsen is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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130 95
Betty Friedan is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Betty Friedan Died at 85 (1921-2006)

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138 114
Gloria Steinem is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Gloria Steinem age 84

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121 92
Chelsea Peretti is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Chelsea Peretti age 40

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155 122
Natalie Portman is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Natalie Portman age 36

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113 81
Melanie Griffith is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
IanHarvey added Melanie Griffith age 60

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151 123
Ashlee Simpson is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
fandoms_from_tartarus added Ashlee Simpson age 33

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180 148
Ellen DeGeneres is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Ellen DeGeneres age 60