Family Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom  

Mel Judson
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List Rules Assume your mom is out of the picture - which celebrities would you NOT want your dad to bring into the family? Women should be 40+ years old. Please, no politicians or career businesswomen.

The worst celebrity stepmoms are those women who probably should stay away from parenting. Whether they're hot messes like Janice Dickinson, snobs like Gwyneth Paltrow, or famously mean comedians like Roseanne Barr, these divas are definitely celebrities you wouldn't want as a stepmother. Could you imagine looking up to your stepmother Courtney Love or friend Pamela Anderson?

The worst potential stepmothers aren't just unlikable actresses like Katherine Heigl or reality show superstars like Mama June or Tan Mom. In fact, some of the last people you'd want as a stepmom are people who do absolutely nothing for millions of dollars like Kris Jenner and Sarah Palin. Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss also makes the cut of unlikely and unwanted step-mothers, while Michele Bachmann would scare the crap out of kids.

Upvote the celebrity women you would least want to become your dad's second wife, or add any wicked stepmother celebrities you think would make for a miserable step-family dynamic.

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Bethenny Frankel is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Perez Hilton is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
carljr52910 added Perez Hilton age 40

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Patti Stanger is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Patti Stanger age 56

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Faye Resnick is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Faye Resnick age 60

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Kellyanne Conway is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Ann Coulter is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Ann Coulter age 56

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Caitlyn Jenner is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
bubbletrouble added Caitlyn Jenner age 68

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Kathy Griffin is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Kathy Griffin age 57

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Roxxxy Andrews is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
mikanosmike added Roxxxy Andrews

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Darienne Lake is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Melania Trump is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Melania Trump age 47

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Bob Saget is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frankiepanki added Bob Saget age 61

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Kris Jenner is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Kris Jenner age 62

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Phi Phi O'Hara is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Queen Elizabeth Ii is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Queen Elizabeth Ii

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Mariah Carey is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added Mariah Carey age 48

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June Shannon is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mama June age 38

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Fran Drescher is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Fran Drescher age 60

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Madonna is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Madonna age 59

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Amy Schumer is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Amy Schumer age 36

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Rosie O'Donnell is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ConnorRichardson added Rosie O'Donnell age 56

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Paula Deen is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ChrisPezzica added Paula Deen age 71

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Sarah Silverman is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frapon4747 added Sarah Silverman age 47

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Barbra Streisand is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Barbra Streisand age 75

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Yoko Ono is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Yoko Ono age 85

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Miley Cyrus is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added Miley Cyrus age 25

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Roseanne Barr is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Roseanne Barr age 65

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Courtney Love is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Courtney Love age 53

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Snookie Young is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Tom Derr added Snookie Young

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Janice Dickinson is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Sarah Jessica Parker is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Sarah Jessica Parker age 53

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Whitney Houston is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Whitney Houston Died at 49 (1963-2012)

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Heidi Fleiss is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Heidi Fleiss age 52

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Naomi Wolf is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Naomi Wolf age 55

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Eva Longoria is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frapon4747 added Eva Longoria age 43

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Chyna is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Chyna age 47

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Beyoncé Knowles is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added Beyoncé Knowles age 36

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Sharon Osbourne is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Sharon Osbourne age 65

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Brigitte Nielsen is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Lady Gaga is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added Lady Gaga age 32

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Cher is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Tom Derr added Cher age 71

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Bell Hooks is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Bell Hooks age 65

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Bette Midler is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Bette Midler age 72

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Betty Friedan is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Betty Friedan Died at 85 (1921-2006)

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Gloria Steinem is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Gloria Steinem age 84

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Melanie Griffith is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
IanHarvey added Melanie Griffith age 60

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Gwyneth Paltrow is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Nancy Grace is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Nancy Grace age 58

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Natalie Portman is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Natalie Portman age 36

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Ellen DeGeneres is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Ellen DeGeneres age 60