Family Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom  

Mel Judson
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List Rules Assume your mom is out of the picture - which celebrities would you NOT want your dad to bring into the family? Women should be 40+ years old. Please, no politicians or career businesswomen.

The worst celebrity stepmoms are those women who probably should stay away from parenting. Whether they're hot messes like Janice Dickinson, snobs like Gwyneth Paltrow, or famously mean comedians like Roseanne Barr, these divas are definitely celebrities you wouldn't want as a stepmother. Could you imagine looking up to your stepmother Courtney Love or friend Pamela Anderson?

The worst potential stepmothers aren't just unlikable actresses like Katherine Heigl or reality show superstars like Mama June or Tan Mom. In fact, some of the last people you'd want as a stepmom are people who do absolutely nothing for millions of dollars like Kris Jenner and Sarah Palin. Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss also makes the cut of unlikely and unwanted step-mothers, while Michele Bachmann would scare the crap out of kids.

Upvote the celebrity women you would least want to become your dad's second wife, or add any wicked stepmother celebrities you think would make for a miserable step-family dynamic.
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Bethenny Frankel is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Perez Hilton is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Patti Stanger is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Faye Resnick is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Kellyanne Conway is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Ann Coulter is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Caitlyn Jenner is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Kathy Griffin is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Roxxxy Andrews is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Darienne Lake is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Melania Trump is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Bob Saget is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Kris Jenner is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Phi Phi O'Hara is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Queen Elizabeth Ii is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Mariah Carey is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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June Shannon is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Fran Drescher is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Madonna is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Amy Schumer is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Rosie O'Donnell is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Paula Deen is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Sarah Silverman is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Barbra Streisand is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Yoko Ono is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Roseanne Barr is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Miley Cyrus is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Courtney Love is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Snookie Young is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Janice Dickinson is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Sarah Jessica Parker is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Whitney Houston is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Heidi Fleiss is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Chyna is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Naomi Wolf is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Eva Longoria is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Sharon Osbourne is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Beyoncé Knowles is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Brigitte Nielsen is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Lady Gaga is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Cher is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Bell Hooks is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Bette Midler is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Betty Friedan is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Gloria Steinem is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Melanie Griffith is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Gwyneth Paltrow is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Nancy Grace is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Natalie Portman is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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Ashlee Simpson is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
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