Family Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom  

Mel Judson
Originally by
29.3k votes 1.9k voters 33.2k views 72 items

List Rules Assume your mom is out of the picture - which celebrities would you NOT want your dad to bring into the family? Women should be 40+ years old. Please, no politicians or career businesswomen.

The worst celebrity stepmoms are those women who probably should stay away from parenting. Whether they're hot messes like Janice Dickinson, snobs like Gwyneth Paltrow, or famously mean comedians like Roseanne Barr, these divas are definitely celebrities you wouldn't want as a stepmother. Could you imagine looking up to your stepmother Courtney Love or friend Pamela Anderson?

The worst potential stepmothers aren't just unlikable actresses like Katherine Heigl or reality show superstars like Mama June or Tan Mom. In fact, some of the last people you'd want as a stepmom are people who do absolutely nothing for millions of dollars like Kris Jenner and Sarah Palin. Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss also makes the cut of unlikely and unwanted step-mothers, while Michele Bachmann would scare the crap out of kids.

Upvote the celebrity women you would least want to become your dad's second wife, or add any wicked stepmother celebrities you think would make for a miserable step-family dynamic.
list ordered by

1
350 241
Bethenny Frankel is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

2
154 57
Perez Hilton is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
carljr52910 added age 40

3
102 57
Faye Resnick is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 60

4
106 54
Patti Stanger is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 56

5
156 75
Kellyanne Conway is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

6
340 251
Ann Coulter is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 56

7
420 217
Caitlyn Jenner is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
bubbletrouble added age 68

8
333 245
Kathy Griffin is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 57

9
160 114
Melania Trump is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 47

10
79 58
Roxxxy Andrews is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
mikanosmike added

11
85 63
Darienne Lake is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

12
669 401
Kris Jenner is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 62

13
98 58
Bob Saget is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frankiepanki added age 61

14
68 40
Phi Phi O'Hara is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

15
289 154
Mariah Carey is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added age 48

16
84 70
Queen Elizabeth Ii is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Queen Elizabeth Ii

17
482 310
June Shannon is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 38

18
376 299
Fran Drescher is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 60

19
480 331
Madonna is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 59

20
289 179
Amy Schumer is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added age 36

21
272 187
Rosie O'Donnell is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ConnorRichardson added age 56

22
318 229
Paula Deen is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ChrisPezzica added age 71

23
234 179
Sarah Silverman is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frapon4747 added age 47

24
227 153
Yoko Ono is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added age 85

25
211 146
Barbra Streisand is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added age 75

26
288 245
Roseanne Barr is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 65

27
178 130
Sarah Jessica Parker is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added age 53

28
229 160
Miley Cyrus is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added age 25

29
325 242
Courtney Love is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 53

30
198 119
Snookie Young is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Tom Derr added

31
302 250
Janice Dickinson is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

32
210 163
Beyoncé Knowles is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added age 36

33
208 165
Eva Longoria is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frapon4747 added age 43

34
220 184
Heidi Fleiss is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 52

35
233 187
Chyna is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 47

36
132 98
Naomi Wolf is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added age 55

37
196 145
Whitney Houston is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Dec. at 49 (1963-2012)

38
233 208
Sharon Osbourne is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added age 65

39
211 170
Brigitte Nielsen is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

40
212 171
Lady Gaga is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
TheWelshGuy added age 32

41
170 109
Cher is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Tom Derr added age 71

42
156 119
Bette Midler is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added age 72

43
132 98
Bell Hooks is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added age 65

44
132 103
Betty Friedan is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Dec. at 85 (1921-2006)

45
124 90
Melanie Griffith is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
IanHarvey added age 60

46
145 122
Gloria Steinem is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added age 84

47
364 278
Gwyneth Paltrow is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

48
168 138
Natalie Portman is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added age 36

49
271 231
Nancy Grace is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
age 58

50
161 136
Ashlee Simpson is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
fandoms_from_tartarus added age 33