celebrities Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom  

Mel Judson
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List Rules Assume your mom is out of the picture - which celebrities would you NOT want your dad to bring into the family? Women should be 40+ years old. Please, no politicians or career businesswomen.

The worst celebrity stepmoms are those women who probably should stay away from parenting. Whether they're hot messes like Janice Dickinson, snobs like Gwyneth Paltrow, or famously mean comedians like Roseanne Barr, these divas are definitely celebrities you wouldn't want as a stepmother. Could you imagine looking up to your stepmother Courtney Love or friend Pamela Anderson?

The worst potential stepmothers aren't just unlikable actresses like Katherine Heigl or reality show superstars like Mama June or Tan Mom. In fact, some of the last people you'd want as a stepmom are people who do absolutely nothing for millions of dollars like Kris Jenner and Sarah Palin. Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss also makes the cut of unlikely and unwanted step-mothers, while Michele Bachmann would scare the crap out of kids.

Upvote the celebrity women you would least want to become your dad's second wife, or add any wicked stepmother celebrities you think would make for a miserable step-family dynamic.
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Amy Schumer is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Amy Schumer age 35

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Caitlyn Jenner is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
bubbletrouble added Caitlyn Jenner age 67

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Kris Jenner is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Kris Jenner age 61

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123 35
Mariah Carey is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
MartinAustin added Mariah Carey age 47

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115 37
Barbra Streisand is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Barbra Streisand age 73

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101 28
Betty Friedan is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Betty Friedan Died at 85 (1921-2006)

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Naomi Wolf is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Naomi Wolf age 54

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Bell Hooks is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Bell Hooks age 63

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104 38
Gloria Steinem is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Gloria Steinem age 83

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Rosie O'Donnell is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ConnorRichardson added Rosie O'Donnell age 55

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Madonna is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Madonna age 58

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110 41
Sarah Jessica Parker is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Sarah Jessica Parker age 52

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128 55
Lady Gaga is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
MartinAustin added Lady Gaga age 31

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Sarah Silverman is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frapon4747 added Sarah Silverman age 46

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Snookie Young is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Tom Derr added Snookie Young

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Miley Cyrus is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
MartinAustin added Miley Cyrus age 24

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Fran Drescher is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Fran Drescher age 59

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Yoko Ono is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Yoko Ono age 84

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Beyoncé Knowles is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
MartinAustin added Beyoncé Knowles age 34

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Chelsea Peretti is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Chelsea Peretti age 39

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Cher is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Tom Derr added Cher age 70

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Bette Midler is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Bette Midler age 71

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Natalie Portman is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Natalie Portman age 35

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Whitney Houston is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Whitney Houston Died at 49 (1963-2012)

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Rachel Maddow is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Rachel Maddow age 44

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Helena Bonham Carter is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Helena Bonham Carter age 50

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June Shannon is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mama June age 37

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Ellen DeGeneres is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Ellen DeGeneres age 59

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Susan Boyle is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Susan Boyle age 56

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Michelle Obama is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Michelle Obama age 53

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Lisa Kudrow is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Lisa Kudrow age 53

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Sharon Osbourne is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ColinBoddy added Sharon Osbourne age 64

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Melanie Griffith is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
IanHarvey added Melanie Griffith age 59

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Ashlee Simpson is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
fandoms_from_tartarus added Ashlee Simpson age 32

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Maggie Gyllenhaal is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Mollevangsvagen added Maggie Gyllenhaal age 39

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Kathy Griffin is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Kathy Griffin age 56

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Paula Deen is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
ChrisPezzica added Paula Deen age 70

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Eva Longoria is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
frapon4747 added Eva Longoria age 42

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Bethenny Frankel is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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156 118
Heidi Fleiss is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Heidi Fleiss age 50

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Roseanne Barr is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Roseanne Barr age 64

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167 124
Chyna is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Chyna age 46

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Gwyneth Paltrow is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Megyn Kelly is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Megyn Kelly age 46

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Janice Dickinson is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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158 123
Brigitte Nielsen is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom

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Courtney Love is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Courtney Love age 52

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Demi Moore is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Demi Moore age 54

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213 176
Nancy Grace is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Nancy Grace age 57

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Joy Behar is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepmom
Joy Behar age 74