Celebrities Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors  

Nicole Breanne
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Well, there goes the neighborhood! This is a list of the celebs you DON'T want moving in next door to you. There are perks to celebrity neighbors, cool parties, something nice to look at over the fence, their cool celebrity friends. But this list is made up of people that would make your life a nightmare, parties, fights, loud vehicles, their very existence annoys you, and they're going to be living right next door. They will be all up in your space, borrowing your lawnmower.

From Kim Kardashian with her entire family always around your house, to Jay Leno revving his motors. How about Brad and Angelina with all those kids? Toys strewn about, screaming, fighting, Nerf balls ending up in your yard? Or what if Lindsay Lohan lived next door? I shudder to think of it. This is your home! This list is full of unstable celebs that would be coming to you to borrow a cup of sugar. These are the people that are coming to your backyard BBQ. Can you imagine Jennifer Aniston sipping on a beer whining about how John Mayer spent too much time on Twitter?

Don't forget Tim Tebow who has scored very high on the neighbor you'd most want list but I say no way. Holier than thou neighbors are the worst, just watch "The Simpsons," I swear Flanders was based on the Tebows. I'd rather have Charlie Manson next door... at least he'd keep to himself! Voice your opinion and vote on this list and add your own least desirable celebrity neighbor!

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Kim Kardashian is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Kim Kardashian age 37 - Aside from the fact that she is a completely worthless individual that has no business being on TV, living next to Kim Kardashian would be a nightmare. Her sisters, mother, Kanye, the paparazzi, all of those people would be ...

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The Cast of Jersey Shore is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
The Cast of Jersey Shore The show is a mess, they're a mess, and they're going to live next door? I think not! They get drunk and loud, they fight, they screw in hot tubs, the Situation exists. No, HELL no!

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Justin Bieber is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Annie1 added Justin Bieber age 24 - No one wants this D-bag to even be allowed in the U.S. anymore, let alone live next door to them. 

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Kanye West is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
clash1977 added Kanye West age 40 - There's no one douchier than Kanye and Kim right now, and no one wants to deal with that.

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Lindsay Lohan is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Lindsay Lohan age 31 - She's a train wreck, while fun to watch – horrible to live next to. The partying, the am-I-lesbian-am-I-not indecision. She would be a really bad neighbor. The kind you'd have to call for noise complaints because going over ...

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Paris Hilton is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Paris Hilton age 37 - Now that she's a "world class" DJ, I'm sure she'll be holding some ragers at her house where she'll be spinning God-awful music all night.

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Charles Manson is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
jbeuscher01 added Charles Manson age 83

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Nadya Suleman is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Mark Holmes added Nadya Suleman age 42 - 14 children living next door with Octomom? No thanks.

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Charlie Sheen is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
jbeuscher01 added Charlie Sheen age 52

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Adam Sandler is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Adam Sandler age 51

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Nicole Polizzi is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
bengo641 added Nicole Polizzi age 30

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Miley Cyrus is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Annie1 added Miley Cyrus age 25 - Though if she did live next door to you, she could teach you how to do that tongue thing.

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Britney Spears is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
peis added Britney Spears age 36 - So much drama, so much media following her.

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Donald Trump is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Jimmyfinkelsteine added Donald Trump age 71

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Andy Dick is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Greg Stopera added Andy Dick age 52 - Who even knows what this guy's up to anymore? It's probably a good thing.

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Kris Jenner is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
bengo641 added Kris Jenner age 62

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Casey Anthony is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
bengo641 added Casey Anthony age 31

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Mickey Rourke is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Greg Stopera added Mickey Rourke age 65

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Rosie O'Donnell is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
bengo641 added Rosie O'Donnell age 56

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Farrah Abraham is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
bengo641 added Farrah Abraham age 26

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Gary Busey is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Greg Stopera added Gary Busey age 73

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Courtney Love is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
wiabux added Courtney Love age 53

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Sarah Palin is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
clash1977 added Sarah Palin age 54

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Kate Gosselin is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
ToriMaureenMyers added Kate Gosselin age 43

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Flavor Flav is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
jbeuscher01 added Flavor Flav age 59

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Rush Limbaugh is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Dismalhead added Rush Limbaugh age 67

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Mel Gibson is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Mark Holmes added Mel Gibson age 62 - I'd be constantly freaked out any time I saw him doing gardening that he might be burying someone down there.

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Chris Brown is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
graeme.marion14 added Chris Brown age 28

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Carrie Underwood is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
DJ Terrible added Carrie Underwood age 35

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Jim Bob Duggar is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Randolph Strauss added Jim Bob Duggar age 52

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O. J. Simpson is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
EveryIdeaStolen added O. J. Simpson age 70

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Both Brad and Angelina are extremely attractive, which would be fun for you to look at... but worrisome if you have a spouse. That's not the real reason they're on the list. They made the list because of all those kids. Six ...

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Kim Jong-un is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Jimmyfinkelsteine added Kim Jong-un age 35 - He is an evil soiciopathic leader of a country with Nukes!

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Roseanne Barr is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Roseanne Barr age 65

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Amanda Bynes is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
kaylive added Amanda Bynes age 31

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Jay Leno is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Jay Leno age 67 - He's got so many cars and bikes, and he loves all of them... which means he starts and revs all of them. He also has a cat, which I'm not sure if it's an indoor or outdoor cat, but I remember an episode of the "Late ...

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Michael Moore is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
bengo641 added Michael Moore age 63

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Randy Quaid is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Lon Harris added Randy Quaid age 67

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Kid Rock is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Kid Rock age 47

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Sean Penn is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Bootsdad added Sean Penn age 57 - Loud mouth, opinionated Hugo Chavez lover next door? No thank you.

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Sean Hannity is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
clash1977 added Sean Hannity age 56

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Angelina Jolie is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
bengo641 added Angelina Jolie age 42

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Lil Wayne is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
graeme.marion14 added Lil Wayne age 35

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Jack the Ripper is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Mabie1 added Jack the Ripper

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Glenn Beck is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
clash1977 added Glenn Beck age 54

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Ted Nugent is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
EveryIdeaStolen added Ted Nugent age 69

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Michele Bachmann is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors

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Bret Michaels is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
wiabux added Bret Michaels age 55

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Chelsea Handler is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Dismalhead added Chelsea Handler age 43

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Tom Cruise is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
InfernoFire added Tom Cruise age 55