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Popular Opinion Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors  

Nicole Breanne
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Well, there goes the neighborhood! This is a list of the celebs you DON'T want moving in next door to you. There are perks to celebrity neighbors, cool parties, something nice to look at over the fence, their cool celebrity friends. But this list is made up of people that would make your life a nightmare, parties, fights, loud vehicles, their very existence annoys you, and they're going to be living right next door. They will be all up in your space, borrowing your lawnmower.

From Kim Kardashian with her entire family always around your house, to Jay Leno revving his motors. How about Brad and Angelina with all those kids? Toys strewn about, screaming, fighting, Nerf balls ending up in your yard? Or what if Lindsay Lohan lived next door? I shudder to think of it. This is your home! This list is full of unstable celebs that would be coming to you to borrow a cup of sugar. These are the people that are coming to your backyard BBQ. Can you imagine Jennifer Aniston sipping on a beer whining about how John Mayer spent too much time on Twitter?

Don't forget Tim Tebow who has scored very high on the neighbor you'd most want list but I say no way. Holier than thou neighbors are the worst, just watch "The Simpsons," I swear Flanders was based on the Tebows. I'd rather have Charlie Manson next door... at least he'd keep to himself! Voice your opinion and vote on this list and add your own least desirable celebrity neighbor!
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Kim Kardashian is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
age 38 - Aside from the fact that she is a completely worthless individual that has no business being on TV, living next to Kim Kardashian would be a nightmare. Her sisters, mother, Kanye, the paparazzi, all of those people would be around ALL THE TIME. It would all be too much.

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The Cast of Jersey Shore is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
The Cast of Jersey Shore The show is a mess, they're a mess, and they're going to live next door? I think not! They get drunk and loud, they fight, they screw in hot tubs, the Situation exists. No, HELL no!

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Justin Bieber is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Annie1 added age 24 - No one wants this D-bag to even be allowed in the U.S. anymore, let alone live next door to them. 

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Kanye West is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
clash1977 added age 41 - There's no one douchier than Kanye and Kim right now, and no one wants to deal with that.

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Lindsay Lohan is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
age 32 - She's a train wreck, while fun to watch – horrible to live next to. The partying, the am-I-lesbian-am-I-not indecision. She would be a really bad neighbor. The kind you'd have to call for noise complaints because going over there and threatening to cut her power lines just wouldn't be enough... not that I've tried that tactic... then she'd come over the next day to apologize and end up crying on your porch about how hard her life is.

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Charles Manson is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
jbeuscher01 added age 84

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Paris Hilton is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
age 38 - Now that she's a "world class" DJ, I'm sure she'll be holding some ragers at her house where she'll be spinning God-awful music all night.

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Nadya Suleman is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Mark Holmes added age 43 - 14 children living next door with Octomom? No thanks.

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Charlie Sheen is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
jbeuscher01 added age 53

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Adam Sandler is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
age 52

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Donald Trump is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Jimmyfinkelsteine added age 72

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Miley Cyrus is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Annie1 added age 26 - Though if she did live next door to you, she could teach you how to do that tongue thing.

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Nicole Polizzi is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
bengo641 added age 31

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Britney Spears is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
peis added age 37 - So much drama, so much media following her.

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Andy Dick is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Greg Stopera added age 53 - Who even knows what this guy's up to anymore? It's probably a good thing.

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Kris Jenner is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
bengo641 added age 63

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Rosie O'Donnell is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
bengo641 added age 56

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Casey Anthony is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
bengo641 added age 32

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Farrah Abraham is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
bengo641 added age 27

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Sarah Palin is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
clash1977 added age 55

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Mickey Rourke is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Greg Stopera added age 66

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Gary Busey is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
Greg Stopera added age 74

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Courtney Love is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
wiabux added age 54

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Kate Gosselin is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
ToriMaureenMyers added age 43

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Flavor Flav is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
jbeuscher01 added age 59