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Silly Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling  

Jacob Shelton
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Which celebrities are probably bad at cuddling? Most people have a list of the five celebrities they would cuddle with if they ever had the chance, but probably no one has a list of celebrities they’d never cuddle with even if they were the last two cuddlers left on the planet. But even now, as you read this sentence, you’re probably thinking of a couple A-listers (and A LOT of D-listers) that you wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole. Whether you’re reaching for your favorite barf bag when you think of snuggling up to Mike Tyson or Courtney Love, or thinking "eh, maybe" as far as getting cozy with Spencer Pratt, there’s most likely someone that you’d rather push into a pool than get cozy with. This is the definitive list of celebrities that seem like they’d be bad cuddlers.

Cuddling seems like it’s the easiest thing in the world, but the celebrities on this list would probably find a way to screw it up. Either by being full of themselves or just by being Mike Tyson - dude does not look like he’s snuggled one day in his life. The world is full of billions of people, but they weren’t all made to cuddle, especially not the celebrities on this list. Even your mom is a better cuddler than some of the famous people on this list.

After you vote up the celebrities you think would be the worst cuddlers (and leave a comment telling us why you’re a WAY BETTER cuddler), add some awful celeb cuddlers that aren't already listed. Surely there are at least a couple out there.

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Harvey Weinstein is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Chris Brown is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Jimmy Savile is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Died at 85 (1926-2011)

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Woody Allen is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Roman Polanski is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Lena Dunham is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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R. Kelly is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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O. J. Simpson is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Sean Penn is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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George Soros is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Gene Simmons is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Sigmund Freud is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Died at 83 (1856-1939)

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Ol' Dirty Bastard is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Died at 36 (1968-2004)

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Michael Jackson is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Died at 51 (1958-2009)

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Mark Salling is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Gary Glitter is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Ike Turner is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Died at 76 (1931-2007)

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Mark Zuckerberg is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Shia LaBeouf is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
age 29 - Would it actually be cuddling? Or would it be just a weird performance art piece?

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Mike Tyson is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
age 51 - Tyson's face tattoo (and felony!) make him a less-than-desirable cuddling candidate.

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Kanye West is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
age 40 - Imma let you finish, but Yeezy would probably spend the whole snug sesh talking about himself.

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Quentin Tarantino is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Sumner Redstone is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Jay-Z is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Marilyn Manson is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Bryan Singer is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Paul Reubens is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Steven Spielberg is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Tim Wise is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Damien Hirst is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Abraham Foxman is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Ben Shapiro is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Howard Stern is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Harold Pinter is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Died at 78 (1930-2008)

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Lukasz Gottwald is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Terry Richardson is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
age 52 - He'd probably spend more time taking over-saturated photos of you than actually cuddling.

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Sasha Grey is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Metta World Peace is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Paris Hilton is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Sadiq Khan is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Kobe Bryant is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Daniel Day-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Tracey Emin is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Matt Lucas is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Tiger Woods is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Louis C.K. is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Michael Bay is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Bobby Brown is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
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Martin Lawrence is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
age 52 - Martin Lawrence might be a little too sweaty to cuddle comfortably.

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Kid Rock is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
age 47 - It's probably illegal to cuddle with someone wearing a fedora.