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silly Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling  

Jacob Shelton
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Which celebrities are probably bad at cuddling? Most people have a list of the five celebrities they would cuddle with if they ever had the chance, but probably no one has a list of celebrities they’d never cuddle with even if they were the last two cuddlers left on the planet. But even now, as you read this sentence, you’re probably thinking of a couple A-listers (and A LOT of D-listers) that you wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole. Whether you’re reaching for your favorite barf bag when you think of snuggling up to Mike Tyson or Courtney Love, or thinking "eh, maybe" as far as getting cozy with Spencer Pratt, there’s most likely someone that you’d rather push into a pool than get cozy with. This is the definitive list of celebrities that seem like they’d be bad cuddlers.

Cuddling seems like it’s the easiest thing in the world, but the celebrities on this list would probably find a way to screw it up. Either by being full of themselves or just by being Mike Tyson - dude does not look like he’s snuggled one day in his life. The world is full of billions of people, but they weren’t all made to cuddle, especially not the celebrities on this list. Even your mom is a better cuddler than some of the famous people on this list.

After you vote up the celebrities you think would be the worst cuddlers (and leave a comment telling us why you’re a WAY BETTER cuddler), add some awful celeb cuddlers that aren't already listed. Surely there are at least a couple out there.
list ordered by

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55 7
Harvey Weinstein is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Harvey Weinstein age 65

2
83 30
Chris Brown is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Chris Brown age 27

3
62 17
Jimmy Savile is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Jimmy Savile Died at 85 (1926-2011)

4
66 21
Woody Allen is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Woody Allen age 81

5
62 21
Roman Polanski is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Roman Polanski age 83

6
46 11
Lena Dunham is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Lena Dunham age 30

7
49 14
R. Kelly is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added R. Kelly age 50

8
42 9
O. J. Simpson is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added O. J. Simpson age 69

9
46 14
Sean Penn is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Sean Penn age 56

10
42 12
George Soros is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added George Soros age 86

11
40 12
Gene Simmons is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Gene Simmons age 67

12
40 12
Sigmund Freud is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Sigmund Freud Died at 83 (1856-1939)

13
42 15
Ol' Dirty Bastard is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Ol' Dirty Bastard Died at 36 (1968-2004)

14
61 33
Michael Jackson is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Michael Jackson Died at 51 (1958-2009)

Celebrities Who Never Had Kids

15
38 13
Mark Salling is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Mark Salling age 34

16
38 13
Gary Glitter is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Gary Glitter age 72

17
43 18
Ike Turner is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Ike Turner Died at 76 (1931-2007)

18
43 18
Mark Zuckerberg is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Mark Zuckerberg age 32

19
151 115
Shia LaBeouf is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Shia LaBeouf age 30 - Would it actually be cuddling? Or would it be just a weird performance art piece?

20
147 113
Mike Tyson is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mike Tyson age 50 - Tyson's face tattoo (and felony!) make him a less-than-desirable cuddling candidate.

21
162 128
Kanye West is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Kanye West age 39 - Imma let you finish, but Yeezy would probably spend the whole snug sesh talking about himself.

The Druggiest Rock Stars of All Time

22
46 23
Quentin Tarantino is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Quentin Tarantino age 54

23
29 8
Sumner Redstone is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Sumner Redstone age 93

24
38 18
Jay-Z is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Jay-Z age 47

25
28 9
Marilyn Manson is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Marilyn Manson age 48

26
30 11
Bryan Singer is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Bryan Singer age 51

27
31 12
Paul Reubens is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Paul Reubens age 64

28
33 15
Steven Spielberg is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Steven Spielberg age 70

20 Celebrities Who Were Homecoming Queen

29
27 10
Tim Wise is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Tim Wise age 48

30
25 9
Damien Hirst is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Damien Hirst age 51

31
25 10
Abraham Foxman is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Abraham Foxman age 76

32
26 11
Ben Shapiro is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Ben Shapiro age 33

33
26 11
Howard Stern is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Howard Stern age 63

34
22 8
Harold Pinter is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Harold Pinter Died at 78 (1930-2008)

35
22 8
Lukasz Gottwald is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Lukasz Gottwald age 43

25 Celebrities Who Quit Being Famous

36
85 73
Terry Richardson is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Terry Richardson age 51 - He'd probably spend more time taking over-saturated photos of you than actually cuddling.

37
32 19
Sasha Grey is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Sasha Grey age 29

38
21 9
Metta World Peace is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Metta World Peace age 37

39
30 19
Paris Hilton is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Paris Hilton age 36

40
24 13
Sadiq Khan is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Sadiq Khan age 46

41
24 13
Kobe Bryant is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Kobe Bryant age 38

42
23 12
Daniel Day-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Daniel Day-Lewis age 59

You're Seeing Double: Celebrities Who Cloned Themselves

43
21 10
Tracey Emin is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Tracey Emin age 53

44
20 10
Matt Lucas is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Matt Lucas age 43

45
20 10
Tiger Woods is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Tiger Woods age 41

46
19 9
Louis C.K. is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Louis C.K. age 49

47
19 9
Michael Bay is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Michael Bay age 52

48
18 8
Bobby Brown is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Bobby Brown age 48

49
91 88
Martin Lawrence is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Martin Lawrence age 51 - Martin Lawrence might be a little too sweaty to cuddle comfortably.

50
114 115
Kid Rock is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Kid Rock age 46 - It's probably illegal to cuddle with someone wearing a fedora.