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Jacob Shelton
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Which celebrities are probably bad at cuddling? Most people have a list of the five celebrities they would cuddle with if they ever had the chance, but probably no one has a list of celebrities they’d never cuddle with even if they were the last two cuddlers left on the planet. But even now, as you read this sentence, you’re probably thinking of a couple A-listers (and A LOT of D-listers) that you wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole. Whether you’re reaching for your favorite barf bag when you think of snuggling up to Mike Tyson or Courtney Love, or thinking "eh, maybe" as far as getting cozy with Spencer Pratt, there’s most likely someone that you’d rather push into a pool than get cozy with. This is the definitive list of celebrities that seem like they’d be bad cuddlers.

Cuddling seems like it’s the easiest thing in the world, but the celebrities on this list would probably find a way to screw it up. Either by being full of themselves or just by being Mike Tyson - dude does not look like he’s snuggled one day in his life. The world is full of billions of people, but they weren’t all made to cuddle, especially not the celebrities on this list. Even your mom is a better cuddler than some of the famous people on this list.

After you vote up the celebrities you think would be the worst cuddlers (and leave a comment telling us why you’re a WAY BETTER cuddler), add some awful celeb cuddlers that aren't already listed. Surely there are at least a couple out there.
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Chris Brown is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Chris Brown age 27

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Jimmy Savile is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Jimmy Savile Died at 85 (1926-2011)

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Harvey Weinstein is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Harvey Weinstein age 65

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Woody Allen is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Woody Allen age 81

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56 19
Roman Polański is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Roman Polański age 83

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R. Kelly is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added R. Kelly age 50

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Lena Dunham is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Lena Dunham age 30

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Sean Penn is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Sean Penn age 56

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Michael Jackson is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Michael Jackson Died at 51 (1958-2009)

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George Soros is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added George Soros age 86

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Mark Salling is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Mark Salling age 34

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Ol' Dirty Bastard is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Ol' Dirty Bastard Died at 36 (1968-2004)

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Sigmund Freud is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Sigmund Freud Died at 83 (1856-1939)

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O. J. Simpson is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added O. J. Simpson age 69

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Gene Simmons is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Gene Simmons age 67

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Sumner Redstone is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Sumner Redstone age 93

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Mark Zuckerberg is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Mark Zuckerberg age 32

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Shia LaBeouf is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Shia LaBeouf age 30 - Would it actually be cuddling? Or would it be just a weird performance art piece?

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Quentin Tarantino is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Quentin Tarantino age 54

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Gary Glitter is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Gary Glitter age 72

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Ike Turner is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Ike Turner Died at 76 (1931-2007)

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Mike Tyson is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mike Tyson age 50 - Tyson's face tattoo (and felony!) make him a less-than-desirable cuddling candidate.

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Bryan Singer is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Bryan Singer age 51

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157 126
Kanye West is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Kanye West age 39 - Imma let you finish, but Yeezy would probably spend the whole snug sesh talking about himself.

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Jay-Z is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Jay-Z age 47

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Damien Hirst is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Damien Hirst age 50

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Tim Wise is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Tim Wise age 48

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Steven Spielberg is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Steven Spielberg age 70

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25 8
Abraham Foxman is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Abraham Foxman age 76

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Harold Pinter is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Harold Pinter Died at 78 (1930-2008)

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Ben Shapiro is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Ben Shapiro age 33

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Paul Reubens is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Paul Reubens age 64

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Lukasz Gottwald is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Lukasz Gottwald age 43

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Daniel Day-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Daniel Day-Lewis age 59

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Marilyn Manson is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Marilyn Manson

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Terry Richardson is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Terry Richardson age 51 - He'd probably spend more time taking over-saturated photos of you than actually cuddling.

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Sadiq Khan is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Sadiq Khan age 46

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Metta World Peace is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Metta World Peace age 37

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Tracey Emin is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Tracey Emin age 53

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Howard Stern is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Howard Stern age 63

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Kobe Bryant is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Kobe Bryant age 38

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Matt Lucas is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Matt Lucas age 43

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Sasha Grey is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Sasha Grey age 29

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Tiger Woods is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Tiger Woods age 41

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Martin Lawrence is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Martin Lawrence age 51 - Martin Lawrence might be a little too sweaty to cuddle comfortably.

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Idris Elba is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Idris Elba age 44

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Michael Bay is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Michael Bay age 52

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Louis C.K. is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Louis C.K. age 49

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Prince is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Mollevangsvagen added Prince Died at 57 (1958-2016)

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Kid Rock is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities Who Would Probably Be Bad at Cuddling
Kid Rock age 46 - It's probably illegal to cuddle with someone wearing a fedora.